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    Elizabethton needs to rewrite the Ballad of Lizzie Borden

    She: 25 y.o. daughter violated a restraining order, chopped at her father's arm, gave her grandfather a black eye, and earned a whole lot of charges against her as well as got the two guys who gave her a ride into trouble "I don't want to go back to prison" is never the right thing to say in front of the local police.

    https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ten...nevada-fortson

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    Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
    Half bear, other half cat
    Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop

    Too bad the soda pop went flat.

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      #3
      That story teeters on the fine line between tragic and hilarious.


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        #4
        Probably wasn't any fun facing a crazy bitch with an ax


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          #5
          They definitely have the advantage as an ax wound is just part of their everyday life.

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            Originally posted by Student Radical View Post
            Probably wasn't any fun facing a crazy bitch with an ax


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            No, but the conversation between the two dumbasses in the car woulda been fun to have heard.


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