Elizabethton needs to rewrite the Ballad of Lizzie Borden

[real turf fan]

She: 25 y.o. daughter violated a restraining order, chopped at her father's arm, gave her grandfather a black eye, and earned a whole lot of charges against her as well as got the two guys who gave her a ride into trouble "I don't want to go back to prison" is never the right thing to say in front of the local police.

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ten...nevada-fortson

[FLAVOLS]

Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop

Too bad the soda pop went flat.

[egbert]

That story teeters on the fine line between tragic and hilarious.


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[Student Radical]

Probably wasn't any fun facing a crazy bitch with an ax


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[coachwatch]

They definitely have the advantage as an ax wound is just part of their everyday life.

[egbert]

Probably wasn't any fun facing a crazy bitch with an ax


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No, but the conversation between the two dumbasses in the car woulda been fun to have heard.


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