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  1. #136

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    The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  2. #137

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    The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  3. #138

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    The overweight painter could not lose weight despite years of exposure to thinners.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  4. #139

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    The skunk is an animal of distinktion.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  5. #140

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    What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  6. #141

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    Yesterday I donated an office chair to the local charity's thrift shop.

    You might say I made a chairitable donation....
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  7. #142

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    To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  8. #143

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    With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  9. #144

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    A construction worker apprentice has to learn foundation principles before going on to more concrete subjects.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  10. #145

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    If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  11. #146

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    If you buy the same sound system as everyone else you are a stereo-type.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  12. #147

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    A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  13. #148

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    If you hear it from the horse's mouth you're listening to a neigh sayer.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  14. #149

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    There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?


  15. #150

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    I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but I can't find the end.
    I watched a cooking show and the host said, “You can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.”

    All I want to know is...What the hell is leftover beer?



 

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