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    Default A good reason to always wear a condom


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    The real moral of that story is: Don't have sex where lions roam free.


    Four Americans involved in a sex scandal, Obama holds a press conference.

    Four Americans killed in a terrorist attack in Benghazi, Obama goes to Vegas.

    Priorities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IncognitoDad View Post
    The real moral of that story is: Don't have sex where lions roam free.
    At our age Dad....gotta get it when and where we can!!

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    "Sideways, huh" thinks Ryno to himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RynoVol View Post
    "Sideways, huh" thinks Ryno to himself.
    Be careful!!! I tried it and pulled a hammy!!

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    I used to always wear a condom.

    But it really got to be a pain in the ass to take it off every time I had to piss.

    But looking back, I wasn't mauled by a lion the entire time I wore condoms.
    Last edited by Polemicvol; March 7th, 2013 at 01:29 AM.
    Why can't we all just get along?


 

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