"That's Alright, That's Okay, Were Going to be your Boss someday"-UT/Vandy Chat

[10 uh C VOL]

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ElConquistador joined the chat 6 days ago
ElConquistador: First chat!!!!!!!!!!!!
ElConquistador: How do you get to Vanderbilt Stadium? Answer in an hour 15:48pm
Tnphil joined the chat 6 days ago
ElConquistador: You go North till you smell it, then West till you step in it!!!!!!!
10 uh C VOL joined the chat 6 days ago
ElConquistador: Nobody's coming tonight!!!
10 uh C VOL: coming where?
ElConquistador: To the chat!!!! 45 minutes till, and there's only three of us!!!!!
ElConquistador: I'm just horsing around..
ElConquistador: Pregame sex. Check
ElConquistador: Pregame Poop. Check
ElConquistador: Pregame meal. Check
ElConquistador: Pregame drink. Check
ElConquistador: Im ready, Im ready Im ready......
ElConquistador: Gonna go shower the rug rat, and be back soon!!!
10 uh C VOL: Check, check, check
AreSeeFiddyWon joined the chat 6 days ago
AreSeeFiddyWon: That damn Les Miles is one luck SOB to be able to overcome Taco Chavis.
TheHighlanderReturns joined the chat 6 days ago
TheHighlanderReturns: Does Frito Bandito give it up like a $3 whore here?
real turf fan joined the chat 6 days ago
AreSeeFiddyWon: Probably, but LSU doesn't have to worry. Mazola will fuck it up.
real turf fan: Meanwhile, any discussion of celebration in the end zone will end at Slive's door as LSU doesn't celebrate, they just jump around avoiding LSU farts
TheHighlanderReturns: Ole Miss will miss a FG with no time
Thurmond Von Douche joined the chat 6 days ago
el Jeffe joined the chat 6 days ago
MrTennessee joined the chat 6 days ago
Thurmond Von Douche: I say, go Vanderbilt.
TheHighlanderReturns: That boy had fucking cement in his cleats
Thurmond Von Douche: foul mouthery!
MrTennessee: we should of had Miles as HC if we were going to get stuck with Chavis all those years......
volatiltitan joined the chat 6 days ago
MrTennessee: mercy
Thurmond Von Douche: Ol' Miles is one stiff chap, upper lip and what not
AreSeeFiddyWon: I guess Thurmond is better than Roger.
el Jeffe: where is rrrroger?
real turf fan: Was this LSU victory enough to keep them #5 or will they fall a few notches? This doesn't do diddly for their strength of schedule
Thurmond Von Douche: Don't make me break character
TheHighlanderReturns: Von Douche? From the Massengil Von Douches?
Thurmond Von Douche: dang it.
Thurmond Von Douche changed name to Blacksheepvol 6 days ago
volatiltitan: Hello all Hope UT puts candy away early so I can leave early--got tickets to craig ferguson in nashville at 9:45
el Jeffe: thurmond, you need to pay rrroger's mom a visit
Blacksheepvol: I'm not motivated enough to fake someone tonight.
Blacksheepvol: There are only so many biffy jokes
TheHighlanderReturns: You'd never make it as a hooker, then Blackie.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Good, that damn Roger shit got old last week.
Blacksheepvol: My career aspirations are in flames.
volatiltitan: No tv gonna have to listen to Blob
Blacksheepvol: Roger wasn't me, but I'm sure 10 could tell us who it was.
el Jeffe: blackie, ask not what your board can do for you, ask what you can do for your board
AreSeeFiddyWon: espn3 vol
TheHighlanderReturns: I thought Roger was the best fictional character since Elf.
MrTennessee: nice to get the game this year on tv
Blacksheepvol: 3rd and 7
Blacksheepvol: hogs v dogs
volatiltitan: Tried ESPN3 no good for me thanks anyway
Blacksheepvol: threw it away
real turf fan: Our very slow nephew visited this afternoon; no Roger, please, we're tired of protecting a 14 year old from electric outlets
TadandBuffy joined the chat 6 days ago
Blacksheepvol: CSS for the game... High Definition in my area.
Black_Label joined the chat 6 days ago
Blacksheepvol: I guess Buffy dumped Biff for Tad.
Black_Label: Howdy folks
volatiltitan: I have Directt TV, only way is ESPN game plan not going there
Blacksheepvol: a mere 80 bucks
Blacksheepvol: State helps Arky early
TheHighlanderReturns: I thought Spurrier would go for the 100 today.
volatiltitan: 80 buys a lot of alcohol
Blacksheepvol: 8 buys a lot if you have the right goals
el Jeffe: somebody is gonna get killed in a dugout at Army v ND
TadandBuffy: It's an insult to have to associate with these miserable commoners
volatiltitan: True Blackie
Blacksheepvol: Time to mix a beverage before kickoff. Back soon
10 uh C VOL: I sure hope that ESPN 3 is not lagging as far in our game as it is in the Arky/Miss St game
MrTennessee: cant believe Army is finally 6-4
10 uh C VOL: It is a full minute behind
MrTennessee: the Army v Navy game will be against two winning programs
TheHighlanderReturns: They got a head start on ESPN3. I was getting scoring alerts on the game 2 hours ago.
10 uh C VOL: That would prove to make chat very difficult
volatiltitan: Why is Army wearing the screaming eagle on their right shoulder?
volatiltitan: Irish rockin the green jerseys
TheHighlanderReturns: they used to wear the patch of the unit they were going too, but I doubt that many are going to the 101st
volatiltitan: The whole team is wearing the same patch
Vol-in-Atl joined the chat 6 days ago
AreSeeFiddyWon: They should wear the unit patch of the MoH receipient.
volatiltitan: Nice gesture from Army if so
MrTennessee: 3 mins...
OrangeIris joined the chat 6 days ago
lynchburgvol joined the chat 6 days ago
TheHighlanderReturns: What was the line on Arm
y-ND?
lynchburgvol: Arky sure can score quick....that's what she said. ha
OrangeIris: MTSU Raiders win.... think that's my first of the day .... even sentimental favs like Iowa. Now let's GO Vols!!
MrTennessee: game time
Blacksheepvol: MTSU wins have been far rarer than predicted this year.
Vol-in-Atl: That Matt Stewart doofus is the announcer
Blacksheepvol: That was a scary pregame shot of Dooley
MrTennessee: yeah
Vol-in-Atl: Looks like a Texas hs football game
MrTennessee: why aint the whole stadium orange?
lynchburgvol: Stadium is packed...must be 20k
TheHighlanderReturns: Worse stadium: Tiger High or Candy?
Blacksheepvol: Tiger high
TadandBuffy: Doesn't our stadium look just fabulous, darling?
Blacksheepvol: My gaydar is going off... the guy on the right has a bi-vibe
Bill Morgan joined the chat 6 days ago
Vol-in-Atl: Florida wr receiver
Bill Morgan: This is Bill Morgan just this side of Maynardville
TheHighlanderReturns: If he hasn't sucked one, he's seen one up close, Blackie
Blacksheepvol: hint of lisp, oh yeah.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Time to slam some Commode Doors!
Bill Morgan: Bailey is a fag
TheHighlanderReturns: Bailey for Candy is dropping the "Cowboy" Ogre style
AreSeeFiddyWon: That dude probably has been slammed in a commode.
westcoastvol joined the chat 6 days ago
westcoastvol: where is the game online (can't get espn3)
Blacksheepvol: No Comcast Sports South in LA?
Blacksheepvol: If you don't have ESPN gameplan, then you're hunting justintv or some such
Bill Morgan: Did you try Channelsurfing and Justintv WC?
MrTennessee: decent amount of orange in the stands
TheHighlanderReturns: I'm trying to figure out how Directv can have every Comcast Sports channel EXCEPT Sports South.
bluetick joined the chat 6 days ago
Bill Morgan: yum
TheHighlanderReturns: I'd hit it
MrTennessee: directv and comcast in a bidding war?
el Jeffe: allison
Bill Morgan: She would look good on a Ritz cracker
AreSeeFiddyWon: she's bangable.
Blacksheepvol: AllisonWilliams is wearing too much
MrTennessee: or fox
el Jeffe: nice goobersmoochers
TheHighlanderReturns: Not bad for CSS
Vol-in-Atl: god shut up woman
westcoastvol: I don't have directv
TheHighlanderReturns: She looked like she'd be up for some back door action
Blacksheepvol: returnto 24
Bill Morgan: I'd Volunteer to give it to her
Blacksheepvol: In comes Simms!
Blacksheepvol: just kidding
10 uh C VOL: I can see that I may not be chatting much tonight fellas...My ESPN 3 has some serious lag time
AreSeeFiddyWon: This is gonna be a broadcast worthy of a high school football game. Still, better than blob.
Bill Morgan: bice
Blacksheepvol: 9 yds on first down
Blacksheepvol: g jones catch
MrTennessee: which is worse for vandy their pass or rush defense?
lynchburgvol: Bray has a gun thats for sure
volatiltitan: I am stuck with Blob
Bill Morgan: yes
AreSeeFiddyWon: I think the answer is yes Mr.
Blacksheepvol: no gain
Blacksheepvol: we run to the short side too much
Bill Morgan: that sucked
TheHighlanderReturns: Based on 2 plays, pass defense
AreSeeFiddyWon: Why do we always run edge plays to the short side?
Blacksheepvol: quick to the line
Blacksheepvol: quick to snap
Blacksheepvol: st down
MrTennessee: tie now highlander
Blacksheepvol: chat ate my fir
VolDave joined the chat 6 days ago
Bill Morgan: Bray looked like he was going to fall down hurrying to the line
Blacksheepvol: we're running a reverse
10 uh C VOL: Damnit, I am suffering a 55 second delay. I will probably holla at ya'll later
Blacksheepvol: por nada
westcoastvol: oh no-CSS? Is that Bob Bell and some retread football player?
Bill Morgan: Bray with the block
VolDave: Good evening ladies & germs
TheHighlanderReturns: Tyler Bray = not a blocker
AreSeeFiddyWon: Bray looked like a pogo stick taking on a house.
MrTennessee: what in the world
Vol-in-Atl: sellin out to stop the run
Bill Morgan: 3rd and 5
lynchburgvol: run game has not looked great lately
MrTennessee: some guy with the lisp was talkin bout football and the other guy just pimped out an ad for creole spice
Blacksheepvol: I can't believe he housed that!
Bill Morgan: great job Bray
Blacksheepvol: I'm gonna be bs-ing all night.
lynchburgvol: good drop off
TheHighlanderReturns: 1st down
VolDave: Bray could have run for 10 around the left side
MrTennessee: while the gu was talking
Blacksheepvol: amazing camera work
Blacksheepvol: e the shake
Bill Morgan: shit
VolDave: shit
Blacksheepvol: love that is
Blacksheepvol: bray's clock didn't go off
AreSeeFiddyWon: Channelled some Simms there.
lynchburgvol: holing it like simms there
Bill Morgan: dump it to Poole
MrTennessee: aw come on you let a vandy player sack you....get it together line
Vol-in-Atl: nice move
Bill Morgan: damnit
VolDave: fuk
AreSeeFiddyWon: Damn, Poole with a great move
el Jeffe: dump in da pool
MrTennessee: oh crap penn wagers doing the officiatin'
TheHighlanderReturns: 3rd and Memphis
Bill Morgan: Dooley's hair...perfect
TheHighlanderReturns: I haven't seen this tard ref in a while
Blacksheepvol: another gay one
MrTennessee: the Dool gettin after the refs
AreSeeFiddyWon: Wear him out Dooley!
RIW left this message 6 days ago:
Could use a pina colada!
VolDave: Dooley could slice bread with the leading edge of his hairdo
Bill Morgan: lol
Blacksheepvol: let me take this one: CLICK JOIN CHAT
AreSeeFiddyWon: Click "Join Chat" at the bottom RIW
RIW joined the chat 6 days ago
MrTennessee: thats a big jump on third downs
RIW: oh shit sorry I'm 'that guy'
Bill Morgan: hell
TheHighlanderReturns: Do you have "The Chaney" RIW?
Blacksheepvol: 3rd and 12
Blacksheepvol: good blitz by
Blacksheepvol: vandy
MrTennessee: ow
AreSeeFiddyWon: Bray stands in there though.
RIW: I do! May he rest in peace
Bill Morgan: Bray looking like he may be hurt
VolDave: Bray's flak jacket is bigger than he is
TheHighlanderReturns: Too many penalties that drive
AreSeeFiddyWon: Looks like he got his bell rung.
Blacksheepvol: I hope the heck not
Bill Morgan: He was driven into the turf on his shoulder
AreSeeFiddyWon: Maybe he just hit a bong before kickoff
Bill Morgan: WTF was that?
TheHighlanderReturns: Allison will put a little dirt on it for him and it'll be good
Blacksheepvol: He must've landed between the blades of grass to get hurt. Skinny fool.
westcoastvol: Who's Allison?
Bill Morgan: sideline eye candy
Blacksheepvol: sideline reporter eye candy
VolDave: He was only trying to kick it about 30 yards and got an end over ender, Bill
TheHighlanderReturns: Way better than you would expect for CSS
Bill Morgan: I know VD...maybe I should have said that sucked ass
Bill Morgan: We don't have luck with the rugby style kicks
obi wan vol joined the chat 6 days ago
Bill Morgan: Ole Miss played a hell of a game today
TheHighlanderReturns: Is Cunningham a SR?
VolDave: LSU lucky once again
MrTennessee: yes
Vol-in-Atl: yes, he is
RIW: ESPN3 >>>Blob
Blacksheepvol: Vandy starts like we did
VolDave: crap
Bill Morgan: Slick move there
Blacksheepvol: option ate us alive
AreSeeFiddyWon: Lathers got used.
Blacksheepvol: two guys bit on the fake pitch
obi wan vol: lathers was lost
TheHighlanderReturns: Play your freaking responsibility
MrTennessee: *sigh*
obi wan vol: need art evans back
obi wan vol: kidding
VolDave: We are treating their receivers like they are Bama's receivers
Blacksheepvol: Reveiz is an Admiralble player
Bill Morgan: Non-HD sucks
Blacksheepvol: wake up, D!
Bill Morgan: Picking us apart
Vol-in-Atl: trying to tire us out too
AreSeeFiddyWon: vandy's coach looks like Weiss minus 150 pounds.....ok minus 250 pounds then.
Blacksheepvol: This is ugly in HD, too
el Jeffe: that little grill dude sucks
VolDave: This is a 48% passer that is doing this
Blacksheepvol: good stop
Blacksheepvol: man up now
westcoastvol: FINALLY found it online. Sheesh
Bill Morgan: nice stop
Blacksheepvol: very nice
obi wan vol: yes
MrTennessee: good stop
AreSeeFiddyWon: Nice stop
TheHighlanderReturns: That's why they're Vanderbilt
obi wan vol: that's simply Vandy being Vandy
Bill Morgan: damn he fumbled
volatiltitan: where at westcoast?
Blacksheepvol: fake
AreSeeFiddyWon: I'm glad we are a team that doesn't do those dumbass helmet stickers.
TheHighlanderReturns: fake
Vol-in-Atl: i wonder who fumbles today for us?
Blacksheepvol: touchback
Blacksheepvol: don't they know to kick it too us?
Blacksheepvol: Vandy is supposed to be smart
AreSeeFiddyWon: No one, we aren't sending a returner back this week.
Bill Morgan: look at the grass stains on Bray's right shoulder
TheHighlanderReturns: I still say we should rush all 13 on punts and not put anybody back.
Bill Morgan: lol
MrTennessee: i think this next series willl show what kind of day we will be getting from bray.
Blacksheepvol: we had someone back on that punt
Blacksheepvol: he ran away when it went over his head
AreSeeFiddyWon: He was just the decoy
Bill Morgan: Gerald Jones
RIW: Genius, THR!
TheHighlanderReturns: That;s good coaching, Blackie.
volatiltitan: Westcoastvol where did you find the game?
Blacksheepvol: I want a green bike
obi wan vol: that's so stupid
MrTennessee: you can get one at Regions blacksheep
obi wan vol: dang, his throws get out there quick
Blacksheepvol: go deep
TheHighlanderReturns: Wow that got it to Da'Rick without running the Da'verse
AreSeeFiddyWon: haha that dipshit couldn't read his own graphic
Bill Morgan: nice run Poole
Blacksheepvol: close
MrTennessee: come on Poole!
Blacksheepvol: Vandy player with a bruised vagina
el Jeffe: just chaffed I bet
bluetick: Blob says vandy gets hurt a lot and punts alot
lynchburgvol: ha
Bill Morgan: Yeast infection
Bill Morgan: He doesn't feel "fresh"
AreSeeFiddyWon: Hey, Vandy's not bad....for an intramural team
Vol-in-Atl: hurt feelings
AreSeeFiddyWon: He's asking the trainers for some Grey Poupon.
Bill Morgan: It's not innermurals brother!
TheLegendJerryGreen joined the chat 6 days ago
el Jeffe: burning itchy feeling
Vol-in-Atl: feeling bloated
AreSeeFiddyWon: Ogre in the ESPN3 commercial
Bill Morgan: roundhouse from his own player
TheHighlanderReturns: Monistat 3 vs. Monistat 7. When you're not in a rush to clear it up
MrTennessee: so...vandy players taking own their own players?
Bill Morgan: Great
MrTennessee: POOLE
TheHighlanderReturns: Do that all day
obi wan vol: gashed
Blacksheepvol: wow
AreSeeFiddyWon: He's starting to believe.
MrTennessee: where's Hawk at to go POOLE on big runs like that?
Vol-in-Atl: looked like those holes Montario ran through last year
obi wan vol: this team is going to be something in a few years
Bill Morgan: Excellent
MrTennessee: bahhahahahahahahahah that was set up nicely
el Jeffe: oku
Blacksheepvol: He was slightly open
TheHighlanderReturns: Holy shot, an Oku sighting
AreSeeFiddyWon: Great read!
MrTennessee: sweet Oku being used as a WR
VolDave: Oku!
obi wan vol: scholly used
Vol-in-Atl: Through it to RAndy Moss!
Bill Morgan: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SS
Vol-in-Atl: yea
MrTennessee: HUNTER
obi wan vol: yes
Black_Label: hooo ya
AreSeeFiddyWon: TD-omatic
obi wan vol: stud
lynchburgvol: and the crowd erupts
TheHighlanderReturns: That kid is special. And not tard special
Bill Morgan: Unstoppable
westcoastvol: SIX bitches!
RIW: Great throw and catch
MrTennessee: how did that sound on the Vol network?
obi wan vol: nice adjustment
volatiltitan: Westcoast where did you find the game?
TheHighlanderReturns: Justin Bray to Da'rick Hunter there Tim.
lynchburgvol: nice PAT
westcoastvol: LINCOLN BITCHES!
AreSeeFiddyWon: Blob: Dustin Rogers scores!
Bill Morgan: Zach Rogers looks like a street bum
VolDave: Give that sumbitch the ball about 10 times a game!
volboy joined the chat 6 days ago
westcoastvol: http://www.atdhe.net/25545/watch-te...
Black_Label: Zack need a dang haircut
el Jeffe: meth boy
MrTennessee: bahahha
circledrill joined the chat 6 days ago
Vol-in-Atl: ohh
AreSeeFiddyWon: Nice part of Vandy there
circledrill: Starting my first George Dickel
VolDave: damn, Vandy's cheerleaders are fatter than ours
Bill Morgan: The sky's the limit for Hunter
obi wan vol: Nike ball or Wilson? we will see
obi wan vol: wilson
Bill Morgan: that sucked
VolDave: wilson
Black_Label: Ugh here comes a pathetic Palardy kick
AreSeeFiddyWon: With how high Hunter can jump I think the limit is low earth orbit.
Bill Morgan: block to the back
MrTennessee: one of the worstk ickoff coverages i've seen this year
TheHighlanderReturns: How the hell can you only kick it to the 10?
Blacksheepvol: 15
circledrill: Wislon
obi wan vol: highlander, that's what I want to know.
circledrill: Wilson
Blacksheepvol: that was a brutal post play block
MrTennessee: that danged wilson fooball
TheLegendJerryGreen: Buddy of mine said there were 10 people looking for tix for every 1 selling. Lowest price he heard was $65/per. Headed to a bar.
obi wan vol: P.S. - Penn Wagers, this game will last til 4 am
MrTennessee: it's not working like heck to go farther in the air
obi wan vol: flag happy
Blacksheepvol: he should try now.
Blacksheepvol: they are probably discounted
circledrill: check the film
Bill Morgan: BS
obi wan vol: what the
obi wan vol: css doesn't do replays
Bill Morgan: short kickoff + 15
Blacksheepvol: hit rewind on the dvr
obi wan vol: good call
circledrill: ESPN3
MrTennessee: vandy with 10 on O
Bill Morgan: swallowed his ass
Blacksheepvol: crushed
Vol-in-Atl: eat em up!
TheHighlanderReturns: That's vandy
Bill Morgan: whew
Vol-in-Atl: Just contain that little prick and that's all you gotta do.
MrTennessee: good d on that play
Blacksheepvol: that could've been 9
Blacksheepvol: t off
Blacksheepvol: rush 3
Bill Morgan: nice job D
obi wan vol: good
golfvol joined the chat 5 days ago
TheHighlanderReturns: The pope says it's ok to use a condom now, if you're banging a hooker.
TheHighlanderReturns: btw
VolDave: Smith is reverting to form
Bill Morgan: Jacques was relentless, like the QB danced wiff his girl
el Jeffe: lambskin or latex
Blacksheepvol: another touchback
TheLegendJerryGreen: Cody Pope?
tebowisgay joined the chat 5 days ago
Bill Morgan: ha ha
TheHighlanderReturns: Latex.
obi wan vol: cody pope
Bill Morgan: Cody Pope uses corn husks
golfvol: Well I tried to take the family to the game tonight. There were TN people everywhere and no tickets under $75 a pop. Needless to say I am now at home watching the game.
TheHighlanderReturns: Cody Pope. How's that stinger coming?
westcoastvol: the raging vegetarian!
el Jeffe: allison
Bill Morgan: Allison makes me have that special feeling
MrTennessee: good land what a business.... $75 a pop for tix to a game with two teams with losing records
TheHighlanderReturns: If the go to Allison, they should at least put her on camera
tebowisgay: Lambskin against Cody's religion
obi wan vol: she's very knowledgeable
obi wan vol: that alli
Blacksheepvol: hold
Vol-in-Atl: goddamnit
Bill Morgan: another damn flag
TheHighlanderReturns: hold
VolDave: you must be easy Bill, she ain't that hot
el Jeffe: very cerebral
obi wan vol: penn throws another one
MrTennessee: oh come on QUIT CALLING A FLAG AFTER EVERY THIRD PLAY
obi wan vol: i loathe him
Blacksheepvol: she's an xray tech, evidently
westcoastvol: hahaha TIG
Blacksheepvol: lol, twice
obi wan vol: douche bag
golfvol: no flag
Vol-in-Atl: I think these guys are new
tebowisgay: then why throw it douche?
Black_Label: Way to call that Mr Tennessee
TheHighlanderReturns: We're on CSS, Dave, grading on a curve
westcoastvol: yeah SUCK IT VANDY
Bill Morgan: I am easy VD, but she looked pretty damn good tonight'
Bill Morgan: nice
VolDave: nice catch
westcoastvol: at least it ain't Holly Rowe
circledrill: nice pass
obi wan vol: GJ is clutch on third
MrTennessee: solid
Vol-in-Atl: dang that kid is clutch
TheHighlanderReturns: Da'rick-verse coming up
MrTennessee: Bray looks to be gaining confidence...throw da bomb
TheLegendJerryGreen: Is CSS > CBS College Sports?
AreSeeFiddyWon: Oh cow! A correctly executed 3rd down
Bill Morgan: Holly Rowe would eat her...
obi wan vol: throw it to denarious hunter
tebowisgay: anybody elses CSS signal shitty?
VolDave: Holly would eat anything
westcoastvol: If it were Holly Rowe, and the game blew out, they'd throw it to her and she could comment on how Vandy's hot dogs taste compared to UGA's.
obi wan vol: or darick jones
TheHighlanderReturns: Holly Rowe. That's 2 good looking women, there.
Blacksheepvol: great hd here
Blacksheepvol: oku fights hard
MrTennessee: tig looks like a signal from the 90s
Bill Morgan: nice run Oku
TheLegendJerryGreen: CSS "HD", yeah right. Looks blurry as hell>
tebowisgay: mines pizeling and shit
Blacksheepvol: you guys unlucky. the signal in the 'boro is crisp
Bill Morgan: nice
westcoastvol: online signal is crisp, in spite of the shitty camera angles
obi wan vol: gj again clutch
circledrill: another nice throw
Bill Morgan: loco
el Jeffe: jared jones
VolDave: #4 can flat play
Vol-in-Atl: got our first loco sign
Black_Label: Now, can you guys ever see Simms making that throw?
golfvol: hendersonville has a good hd signal
RIW: remember when we couldn't buy a 3rd at any lenght
MrTennessee: no
circledrill: no way Simms
obi wan vol: simms who, I've blocked that out from my memory
MrTennessee: simms would of had been sacked 6 times now
TheHighlanderReturns: Does he work at Subway, jeffe?
golfvol: we saw simms hold the ball on the play and get sacked
Bill Morgan: With Son of Simms, we were 0-30 on 3rd downs
el Jeffe: haha
Black_Label: He would have overthrown that or taken a sack
VolDave: Actually I can see Simms making that one, BL since he had about 10 seconds to work with
tebowisgay: probably this fucktard cable
westcoastvol: "It;s the pressure! YOU try standing back there and taking all those hits!"
obi wan vol: he can go smoke a blunt with his big bro now
Bill Morgan: Simms did take some big shots
obi wan vol: he's one big shot from being the starter again too
Bill Morgan: shhhhhhhhhhhh
VolDave: He actually thinks he's gonna win the job back in the spring
westcoastvol: wow Miss State has some heifer cheerleaders. No wonder they have cowbells.
Venomous joined the chat 5 days ago
Bill Morgan: Only if he Tonya Harding's Bray's knees
TheHighlanderReturns: Is Poole knicked?
MrTennessee: i think so highlander
VolDave: We need a DaRickverse
obi wan vol: thought rajon was the back up
Bill Morgan: Hole was to the left Oku
VolDave: Neal has apparently backslid in practice lately
MrTennessee: that stat says.....you suck
westcoastvol: That was the "Run Up Munoz' Ass Memorial Play"
Bill Morgan: Please get Poole back
TheHighlanderReturns: sneak
Vol-in-Atl: shit
Bill Morgan: fack
circledrill: Poole needed
Venomous: Oku sucks
obi wan vol: quit dancing oku
bluetick: grrr
MrTennessee: go for it
VolDave: bad play call
AreSeeFiddyWon: 3 and 1 and he lines up 8 yards deep? WHY?
TheLegendJerryGreen: Trying to give him enough carries so he doesn't transfer?
RIW: what's the fing tent for???
circledrill: I am guessing Poole is hurt
TheHighlanderReturns: should've sneaked. they only had 4 men on the line
VolDave: batter question is why is he in the game?
tebowisgay: Neal hurt or something?
Bill Morgan: Anybody listening to Blob...any news on Poole?

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VolDave: Oku has passed Neal
bluetick: commercial
Black_Label: Bill, Bob just called Oku Poole, twice.
Bill Morgan: Andy Kelly needs to get us some info
Bill Morgan: LMAO BL
Venomous: Bob sucks worse than Oku
tebowisgay: News?,m Blob? hahahahah
TheHighlanderReturns: sc d getting gashed
Bill Morgan: Good
Bill Morgan: Fuck Monte and Ogre
Vol-in-Atl: what channel is sc on?
tebowisgay: Monte hides his own easter eggs
TheLegendJerryGreen: They should play this game at Greer Stadium
Bill Morgan: lmao
BrassVols joined the chat 5 days ago
AreSeeFiddyWon: Score?
TheHighlanderReturns: 792 on directv
bluetick: heh
bonevol joined the chat 5 days ago
BrassVols: Chaney lived up to his haircut on that 3rd down call.
Venomous: Poole looks OK per A. Kelly
Black_Label: Making Poole do cuts on sidelen.... may be ankle
Bill Morgan: pick 6
TheHighlanderReturns: yeah, that was bad, brassie
MrTennessee: force a turnover d!
TheHighlanderReturns: waggner time
Bill Morgan: hell
el Jeffe: far
VolDave: shade of Ole Miss
TheHighlanderReturns: vereen in the game?
BrassVols: Come on Wilcox
Vol-in-Atl: yes
westcoastvol: C'mon, Justin! Scheme it you bastard!
BrassVols: 25 yards in 3 running plays formn inside 10. Play like men, not pussies
Vol-in-Atl: thin everywhere dumbass
Bill Morgan: nice
wku vol joined the chat 5 days ago
TheHighlanderReturns: gordon blew that up
el Jeffe: who's the homo
westcoastvol: All I know is Chavis owes the LSU OC a blowjob or two for pulling his turdcutter out of the fire today
MrTennessee: good job gordon
AreSeeFiddyWon: nice job Gordon!
circledrill: thin slow weak
tebowisgay: Gordon is a ballplayer
wku vol: Boys, Trying to watch on ESPN3 and chat is a bitch!
westcoastvol: wku watch it here: http://www.atdhe.net/25545/watch-te...
Bill Morgan: punt pussies
tebowisgay: no sir reeeee
AreSeeFiddyWon: You need two monitors WKU.
TheHighlanderReturns: all the girls hate the high, hard one
RIW: hi hard ones!!!
Bill Morgan: damn...
el Jeffe: sob
Vol-in-Atl: got the idiocy continues
TheHighlanderReturns: dear god
VolDave: Larry Smith may have a strong arm, but he can't hit the broadside of a barn
Blacksheepvol: yikes
MrTennessee: lets just not try to return punts anymore....
el Jeffe: we r retarded on pr
AreSeeFiddyWon: good grief!! We turn STUPID on PR
BrassVols: God bless America
tebowisgay: anderson meet Mr. asschew
westcoastvol: I was getting ready to ask why we have so many people returning punts. now I know why
BillyMays joined the chat 5 days ago
Blacksheepvol: oh, the games on tomorrow. What am I watching now?
Bill Morgan: Can Devrin Young catch the damn ball?
VolDave: I think Anderson was afraid it might hit our guy if he let it go
AreSeeFiddyWon: Maybe Carson Anderson should get a shot.
BillyMays: WHO WANTS A FUCKING TOOL BANDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrassVols: Wazzup FLVol?
Vol-in-Atl: i thought g jones was returning this week
AreSeeFiddyWon: Hi Billy! Hows the coke?
BillyMays: FUCKING GREAT!!!!!! PURE UNCUT COLUMBIAN!!!
tebowisgay: I still want my money back from that glue puddy shit
Bill Morgan: Put Daniel Hood back there
TheHighlanderReturns: that's a vicous rumor, fiddy. everbody knows it was roid induced
VolDave: Did you really buy that crap tig?
AreSeeFiddyWon: The Sham-wow guy said he's gonna kick your corpse in the nuts.
tebowisgay: Ball will stick to the plunger
westcoastvol: If john ward was still calling them, he'd say "Daniel HOOD...lays...the...WOOD​"
tebowisgay: yes it sucked
Bill Morgan: WTF is the Tennethee offenth?
TheHighlanderReturns: timeouts saved?
AreSeeFiddyWon: Timeouts Saved? WTF
MrTennessee: come on stocker
Vol-in-Atl: thats like Obamas jobs created or saved
westcoastvol: a friend of mine went as billy mays for halloween. complete with powder around his nose. pretty convincing.
tebowisgay: Luuuuke trying to makr mr Puuuuke
Johnny Majors joined the chat 5 days ago
westcoastvol: shoulda come out last year
Bill Morgan: Nice grab Moore
Blacksheepvol: first down
Blacksheepvol: that was a fumble. I'm glad they didn't review it
Pitifulmer joined the chat 5 days ago
AreSeeFiddyWon: Bray really spreads it around.
TheHighlanderReturns: poole back in. i feel better
westcoastvol: Stocker's gonna have to blow it up at the combine.
circledrill joined the chat 5 days ago
Johnny Majors: Yeah what was up with Poole?
westcoastvol: ankle
VolDave: I wish we had recruited Chris Marve. He can flat play
circledrill: need Poole
el Jeffe: allison can tell us
Pitifulmer: we went for Robert instead
Bill Morgan: yum
tebowisgay: Bray needs to do crazy sign when dools calls TO
TheHighlanderReturns: ball catchers? whi is the catcher of the balls?
TheLegendJerryGreen: These announcers need to stick to doing Gwinnett County HS football games. I yearn for Twibell and Leach.
BrassVols: we've got issues at RB
westcoastvol: we have seven different catchers of balls tonight
Bill Morgan: Leach looks like he is hypnotized
Johnny Majors: I got this bitch on double windows with chat and ESPN3, pretty fucking sweet setup.
Bill Morgan: Nice Johnny
Pitifulmer: You guys have the Fulmer look a like on commercial now? He even used the term "equity".
Bill Morgan: Any bourbon left?
westcoastvol: Hey Johnny, how much George Dickel have you thrown back tonight
AreSeeFiddyWon: Me too, shitty part is there's no way to keep the video fullscreen and type in chat at the same time.
el Jeffe: carl is homo
westcoastvol: "Muhm-ferd"
wku vol joined the chat 5 days ago
Johnny Majors: Now if I can someway work a tug job into the equation, it would be great
Bill Morgan: Da'Rick
VolDave: DaRick!
BrassVols: Stud
TheHighlanderReturns: 2 catches tonight
MrTennessee: holy da rick caught something
AreSeeFiddyWon: Da'Rick Da'Down Da'Field!
LeonVol joined the chat 5 days ago
Vol-in-Atl: Day rick got up and got it
Johnny Majors: Hell of a catch
LeonVol: just got home... is this game on tv anywhere?
circledrill: great play on the ball
Pitifulmer: fat bitches clapping like crazy all over Knox County
Bill Morgan: CSS Leon
Blacksheepvol: the yellow line broke
westcoastvol: Leon: http://www.atdhe.net/25545/watch-te...
circledrill: Poole
VolDave: damn, Sunshine's lil Bro looks like a bum
BrassVols: sniper took out poole's knee from row zzz
AreSeeFiddyWon: Three colors of orange on the road unis.
Blacksheepvol: 3rd and 1
TheHighlanderReturns: Chris Doehring. That explains the lisp, Blackie.
bluetick: espn3.com picture seems better that atdhe.net
circledrill: Poole moves the pile
Pitifulmer: one shade is ball sweat I believe
circledrill: OKU drops
Vol-in-Atl: poole gimpy
TheHighlanderReturns: sneak this time, tard.
westcoastvol: we need to get BillVol on the case as to why there's all these different shades of orange
MrTennessee: wow long time for that stat
BrassVols: WTF happened to Pooles power T?
Blacksheepvol: first
VolDave: I hope O
Johnny Majors: Poole just gets yards men
Blacksheepvol: it appears to have shaved itself off
VolDave: ku took notes onn how he did that
BrassVols: Did that fucking Hamilton start buying el cheapo T decals?
Bill Morgan: Nice playcalling
VolDave: It's all about the profit margin Brass
el Jeffe: wet glue decals
tebowisgay: Jones channeling Da'rick
Johnny Majors: We're going with the Pittsburgh Steelers look now
golfvol: how do you think we got in the black?
TheHighlanderReturns: gotta keep th net up
Pitifulmer: play action there would've been nice
TheHighlanderReturns: 1st
Bill Morgan: Way to fight Oku
VolDave: Nice run there Oku
TheHighlanderReturns: He did take notes
MrTennessee: yay oku you're learning how to run
golfvol: nice pointing oku
Johnny Majors: Oku pleading his case
tebowisgay: T decals reason #456783 to fire Hammy
westcoastvol: Hey Vol Fans! How would you like to help us keep the power T on our helmets! You can by joining the Volunteer T-Head Club. Just $300 a month lets you help a player keep his letter on. Sign up today!
TheHighlanderReturns: shitty spot
VolDave: Shitty spot there
AreSeeFiddyWon: We got fucked on that spot.
MrTennessee: bahahahha so sad but so true wcv
BrassVols: I wouldnt mind to see TW33 at RB for a few carries
Pitifulmer: sounds like a deal, westie
westcoastvol: Sad thing is, some people would bite on it.
Pitifulmer: Phil Fulmer WAS a big something
VolDave: fulmer would have challenged the spot
Pitifulmer: got it
TheHighlanderReturns: should've done that when Oku lined up 8 yards deep earlier
Johnny Majors: How much did Peyton weigh when he was a freshmen? Anyone. Anyone?
tebowisgay: Dianabol fixes 210
TheHighlanderReturns: Corner to Da'rick coming up
VolDave: 195
Bill Morgan: NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pitifulmer: nice!!
Black_Label: woo hoo
VolDave: Denarious
Vol-in-Atl: oh that was fucking sweet
BrassVols: MOney babeeeeeeeee
TheHighlanderReturns: All DMO does is catch TD's
MrTennessee: that was a great adjustment by Denarious
Johnny Majors: Moore will get a shot in the NFL
AreSeeFiddyWon: W00T!
Bill Morgan: Bray's on far
lynchburgvol: denarious jones with the TD
Johnny Majors: VolDave: Seriously 195 on Peyton?
BrassVols: THat ball didnt take too fucking long to get there
VolDave: i thought that was denarious hunter
westcoastvol: hahaha lynch
tebowisgay: stay skinny my friend
napervol joined the chat 5 days ago
TheHighlanderReturns: Tim Priest. Talk about Jonathon Bray.
el Jeffe: i think a homeless guy killed rogers and took his uni
napervol: what is black 76 on helmets
westcoastvol: Day'Rick Denarious Pope on the TD
VolDave: Yeah, JM he was as skinny as Bray. BTW Bray don't go 210 either
Bill Morgan: Zach Rogers needs to be picking up garbage
BrassVols: Neal sighting. I guess they scraped him off th ewall.
TheHighlanderReturns: galbreath somebody said
TheHighlanderReturns: on the 76
tebowisgay: Cody Pope stinger tribute
napervol: thanks
westcoastvol: that sounds about right
TheLegendJerryGreen: Z Rodgers is a roadie for Widespread Panic now
lynchburgvol: I wonder what Tom Brady would have to say about Zach's beard?
bluetick: Zach Rogers has a shopping cart instead of a locker
Pitifulmer: dammit, I benched Moore in my SEC fantasy league......but thankfully replaced him with Hunter
Black_Label: Now please kick the damn ball better
Johnny Majors: Bray needs a nice diet of full flavored Budweiser. That will get some weight on his ass.
Vol-in-Atl: actually pretty nice kick
VolDave: we switched to nike for that KO
TheHighlanderReturns: Pope needs to have that thing wrapped up with 3 ft of tape every week just for effect\
Bill Morgan: 76 is how many gold rap albums Aaron Douglas projects to release
napervol: super ball
AreSeeFiddyWon: Billy must've gave Palardy a line.
tebowisgay: funny Morgan
Bill Morgan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vol-in-Atl: pick
Black_Label: nice
Bill Morgan: Swaggner
el Jeffe: pw
Johnny Majors: Waggoner
TheHighlanderReturns: Waggner time.
VolDave: that boy knows how to find the football!
tebowisgay: what no TD?
TheHighlanderReturns: First one not returned for a TD, i think
lynchburgvol: waggner has some sticky hands
BrassVols: WTF???????? No Pick 6?????????????
BrassVols: WTF???????? No Pick 6?????????????
Johnny Majors: Put his ass at flank
Pitifulmer: damn, how many picks is that for him?
Bill Morgan: Hunter fade
MrTennessee: Prentiss learned from Eric Berry
Johnny Majors: 4
Venomous: bench him
TheHighlanderReturns: rogers fade
Bill Morgan: Come on Gerald
VolDave: shgit
Pitifulmer: wow, Hunter wide open on the outside
Vol-in-Atl: Denarius
VolDave: That was Moore
MrTennessee: run zee ball
AreSeeFiddyWon: Had hunter open too. Trying to get 4 a TD
TheHighlanderReturns: was moore, actually
Johnny Majors: I like that they went for the throat. Fuck Vandy
westcoastvol: John STOKES mother FUCKERS!
Bill Morgan: damn
el Jeffe: allison
BrassVols: They're reading our runs big time
lynchburgvol: Stokes will kill you with his brain
westcoastvol: show us your cooter
MrTennessee: wish we'd run that toss to the bigger side of the field....
tebowisgay: yeah but we got a guy 3.16 in sports mgt
AreSeeFiddyWon: Doing my Blob impression.
Bill Morgan: lmao
TheHighlanderReturns: allison is better on camera than mic.
Johnny Majors: Poor man's Tebow
Bill Morgan: fuck
TheHighlanderReturns: roughing
Bill Morgan: please rough the qb
bluetick: fuck
VolDave: roughing the passer?
AreSeeFiddyWon: Late hit
lynchburgvol: holding
VolDave: fuk
TheHighlanderReturns: fuck
MrTennessee: *sigh* bray's first mistake
Bill Morgan: shit shit shit
westcoastvol: masturbating
el Jeffe: buildin character
MrTennessee: SAFETY
Johnny Majors: I was excited to see Hunter try to get physical on the tackle. Didn't know he had it in him.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Bray was due for one. He is a True FR.
lynchburgvol: that type of int was bound to happen the way bray takes chances
Vol-in-Atl: Good Bray got the int out of his system. All completions from here on out.
BrassVols: 42 is HORRIBLE
Bill Morgan: oh shit
Johnny Majors: Fuck it. Learn from your mistake son. They happen
Bill Morgan: this is bad
TheHighlanderReturns: jackson down
westcoastvol: LWSVol is the Vandy QB?
bluetick: hughes
MrTennessee: crap that's a #90 something player
MrTennessee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hughes is down
el Jeffe: poked in eye
Bill Morgan: Get up Montori, this aint Bar Knoxville
AreSeeFiddyWon: He's cramping up from playing 2 straight plays.
lynchburgvol: cant afford to lose a DT
tebowisgay: ankle
Johnny Majors: Does anyone know who kidnapped the whole OLE Miss squad today and played in their unis?
VolDave: Montori strained himself by actually running
Vol-in-Atl: probly done for the year
TheLegendJerryGreen: Haynesworth-esque injury. He'll be back in one play
lynchburgvol: is montori a vegetarian too?
el Jeffe: got a cody
Johnny Majors: Haynesworth vs. a Oregon type offense would be comedy.
Pitifulmer: shit, what happened? Went for a deuce, and now Vandy has the ball.
TheHighlanderReturns: pick
VolDave: Hughers got a poper
AreSeeFiddyWon: Bray got picked
Pitifulmer: dammit, thanks
tebowisgay: faked it so he could go to his grannies funeral
AreSeeFiddyWon: Poor pregame prep there Piti
Character Counts joined the chat 5 days ago
westcoastvol: Is TeenStud even on the boards anymore?
LeonVol: I havent seen tn stud in quite some time.
golfvol: Hot tub chat
Bill Morgan: lol
el Jeffe: the newton saga has him scared with flashbacks
AreSeeFiddyWon: Stud got electrocuted in a freak laptop/hot tub incident.
VolDave: Roy posts about once every blue moon
TheHighlanderReturns: in-com-plete
MrTennessee: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH​h i am pissed they had tos how the replay of that game
lynchburgvol: some classic fulmer highlights
Johnny Majors: Not as we speak. He's have a super game time sexy party with elected officials and such.
TheHighlanderReturns: shouldve been flummos last
Bill Morgan: fuck
VolDave: fuk, fuck, fuucki
Pitifulmer: fuck you Rick Clausen, you POS
MrTennessee: chavis-esque
LeonVol: He started to catch an immense amount of hell when he went on the finebaum show and called Lane a punk.
westcoastvol: catered from his restaurant, complete with top-shelf liquor, 30 tvs and a few AA's thrown in.
BrassVols: Shitty defense
Pitifulmer: sorry, trying to catch my DVR up
LeonVol: His demise really started then..
Pitifulmer: damn, Wagner almost had another
westcoastvol: Smith took a shot
Pitifulmer: Porter Wagonner is doing awesome
TheHighlanderReturns: Do we have enough AA asistant coaches? Anybody?
westcoastvol: we have...two?
Johnny Majors: Who the hell is Vandy's coach?
Pitifulmer: Rob Caldwell?
TheHighlanderReturns: mini-weiss.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Damn, they spotted that for an extra 2 yards
Vol-in-Atl: legget
Bill Morgan: damnit
TheHighlanderReturns: needed a stop there
MrTennessee: dang it that pick gave Vandy some mo
el Jeffe: weissette
AreSeeFiddyWon: We score a TD before half.
lynchburgvol: this has been a pretty quick half
Johnny Majors: Wonder what Steve Martin is doing these days?
westcoastvol: we need to hang 50 on these pukes. seriously.
Bill Morgan: Way to punish him EG
lynchburgvol: nice hold vandy
BrassVols: Note to Wilcox - leave a spy in th emiddle on their QB
Johnny Majors: If Larry keeps that scramble shit up, he won't be around for the whole game.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Smith is all busted up now.
TheLegendJerryGreen: Have any of you been to a game at Vandy? What a brutal gameday experience. Terrible in every way. They have like 4 concession stands.
Bill Morgan: I have...it sucks
LeonVol: I liked my vandy experience...
tebowisgay: EG ground bamf, spleen shot
lynchburgvol: need to double team smith...that will shut them down
westcoastvol: I saw one game from that club on top of the parking garage.
Johnny Majors: Why isn't this game at the Titans field?
wku vol: They have 4 stands because they only have 25 season ticket holders.
LeonVol: I really have not had many bad UT game day experiences.
Vol-in-Atl: Kentucky is the worst gameday experience in the sec. just putrid
westcoastvol: why ATL
Pitifulmer: come on, stuff the fucking line. Let them throw it.
LeonVol: I have never been to lexington for a game.
AreSeeFiddyWon: We can't stop runs up the middle. 4 Yds, 3yds 5 yds
tebowisgay: Wrigley>Vandy stadium
Bill Morgan: damn
lynchburgvol: thank god smith isnt accurate
Johnny Majors: He would have been dead at Wrigley Field. Not one way of course.
AreSeeFiddyWon: shoulda been 6
Bill Morgan: Allison Krause was open
MrTennessee: need something good to happen to stop this vandy drive
Vol-in-Atl: No visible excitement anywhere. Bunch of people sitting around throwin bean bags. Defeatist attitude all around.
westcoastvol: Dudley field needs to have the teams stand in the endzone like in basketball
TheHighlanderReturns: we're due a stinker. i was hoping it would be this week and not next
Pitifulmer: like GOldie Hawn said in Wildcats...."We need penetration! We gotta have penetration!"
VolDave: We need a sack here
lynchburgvol: did they have the goal posts on the goal line at wrigley?
golfvol: we had plenty of stinkers early in the year
Pitifulmer: yeah, we covered our stinker quota early.
TheHighlanderReturns: dick in dirt time
Bill Morgan: fuck
TheHighlanderReturns: fuck
MrTennessee: jeez
el Jeffe: fuck
Bill Morgan: holding like hell
Vol-in-Atl: Hold these bitches.
TheLegendJerryGreen: Vereen
Pitifulmer: no fucking pressure
lynchburgvol: fulmer commit covering that guy
AreSeeFiddyWon: Damn, long hair should be illegal on players who suck.
VolDave: they're holding the shit out of 84
TheHighlanderReturns: Who;s hurt that vereen is in?
Johnny Majors: Fuck someone up
Vol-in-Atl: I blame all this on Bray. Time for Simms.
LeonVol: i for one am glad we didn't play auburn this year.
Bill Morgan: Nice play JJ
golfvol: JJ
tebowisgay: sweet JJ
Johnny Majors: Janzen beast
el Jeffe: fire hammy
Pitifulmer: haha Volnatl
lynchburgvol: jj wearing his jersey old school
Johnny Majors: Hell of a play
TheLegendJerryGreen: Fuck Vereen. Where is Chris Donald, damnit?
Bill Morgan: DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN​NNN
Vol-in-Atl: Bamf??
Pitifulmer: wow
TheHighlanderReturns: I literally thought somebody's head came off there
VolDave: Why is the clock stopped
lynchburgvol: wlaker hit the rb so hard the OL helmet flew off
Johnny Majors: hahahahaha
tebowisgay: BA fugin MF
Johnny Majors: Fuck Herndon
Bill Morgan: Swagg down?
MrTennessee: crap another one down
Pitifulmer: only bringing 3. COme on Wilcox
lynchburgvol: which team is vereen playing for?
TheHighlanderReturns: waggner. fuck
Pitifulmer: is that Porter?
TheHighlanderReturns: waggner
AreSeeFiddyWon: Another concussion.
Pitifulmer: dammit
Vol-in-Atl: stinger?
Johnny Majors: Stinger
VolDave: Keep your head up and that doesn't happen
el Jeffe: poper
Bill Morgan: Stinger splash
circledrill: we need depth, bad
MrTennessee: so today were getting our injury quota in?
Johnny Majors: Should a team that lost to JMU be able to play in a BCS bowl?
BrassVols: That was a really shitty defensive series. No agressiveness.
Bill Morgan: Shake it off Swaggner
lynchburgvol: no matter how bad the vandy O is, UT's D will make them look better
tebowisgay: he fine
Pitifulmer: hopefully Fowler is Rickie's cousin. We all know how well he is in the 2nd round, err quarter.
MrTennessee: Waggner on the hoops team or did they give Chism's headgear to him?
Johnny Majors: He's gonna blow it.
TheHighlanderReturns: Cmon now. They've still only got like 110 yards of offense
golfvol: get him a salad
Bill Morgan: were we out of TO's???
el Jeffe: strategery
westcoastvol: WITH AUTHORITY!
Vol-in-Atl: Be funny if the coach forgot what the time out sign was and the clock ran out
westcoastvol: THAT is the way you call a mufuggin time out!
VolDave: Why do we let them run it down like that when we still have to's left
tebowisgay: Dooley writing on a legal pad get it?
TheHighlanderReturns: shank it, mf
Pitifulmer: you're right, Dave
Johnny Majors: Hes gonna fuck it up
Vol-in-Atl: meh
lynchburgvol: ass
Johnny Majors: See told you he'd nail it
Pitifulmer: counter-timeout
tebowisgay: Vandy kicker does crazy sign
MrTennessee: stinker of a half...glad we got the lead tho
Venomous: Just hit $100 on a ball board....I'll drink to that
lynchburgvol: vandy gets the kick in 2nd half
Bill Morgan: Nice venom
Vol-in-Atl: ooh callin out Tyler Bray
Johnny Majors: Allison looks like she could put a couple in her mouth at the same time.
westcoastvol: I like Allison's profile
Pitifulmer: oh shit, he just called out Bray
Pitifulmer: for one bad play?
lynchburgvol: too much dooley not enough allison
Pitifulmer: and I didn't even get to see it.
tebowisgay: Dooley hair club client
TheHighlanderReturns: Bullshit. He's the owner, bitch
BrassVols: Never liked HCs who write down notes during a game.
RIW: hair like a mizuno 2 iron
wku vol: Not just a client. He's the coach!
Johnny Majors: I bet Windy Nix looks good naked.
TheHighlanderReturns: Oregon St - 10 U$C - 0
lynchburgvol: Oreg St up 10-0 on USC
DelRiverVol joined the chat 5 days ago
Johnny Majors: I bet she leave a landing strip.
TheHighlanderReturns: Full bush
lynchburgvol: beavers have always given trojans a hard time....know what i mean?
BrassVols: Gotta have more bush than Erin Andrews
tebowisgay: You were a punter douchebag
volatiltitan: Who gets the ball start of the 3rd qtr?
lynchburgvol: vandy
volatiltitan: Thanks
tebowisgay: Erin andrews bush to recieve
Bill Morgan: I'll give
Bill Morgan: Is USC on Comcast?
10 uh C VOL: Man, it sucks not being able to chat during a live game
MrTennessee: where you at 10?
10 uh C VOL: If everyone would just hold their relevant comments for about a minute it would be good
volatiltitan: Agree with you 10
lynchburgvol: usc is on espn3
TheHighlanderReturns: gameplan unless youre a west coaster
10 uh C VOL: I am at home and watching ESPN 3
Bill Morgan: Miss St up on Arkansas
Pitifulmer: yep, USC down 10. lol
tebowisgay: relevant comments are fleeting at best
10 uh C VOL: It just so happens that the game is a full minute behind (if not more)
Venomous: dont look for about a minute
MrTennessee: ah....figured you were having to do something else due to the comment
TheHighlanderReturns: From looking at them, you'd think U$C was playing in Alaska
volatiltitan: watching on Justin TV thanks to link from westcoastvol little lag but very watchable and FREE!
lynchburgvol: hope i dont ruin it for you 10, but kiffins combover flopped over the opposite direction
10 uh C VOL: I am MrTennessee... not look at chat or I will read that we scored a TD a full 45 seconds before the ball is snapped on the throw to Hunter
Johnny Majors: I just got this ESPN3 through my cable provider. Enjoying it thus far.
MrTennessee: oh ouch
TheHighlanderReturns: Arky beats the Mad Hatters next week. Right that down, Taj.
Venomous joined the chat 5 days ago
ElConquistador: Johnny Majors still awake at 9:07???
Johnny Majors: Is Oregon and Arizona tonight?
napervol: these announcers suck, and I cannot get the vol network for some reason
ElConquistador: Must be a different Johnny Majors... ha ha
TheHighlanderReturns: score on army-nd anybiody?
Johnny Majors: El C: I spiked my Jack Daniels with Four Loko, bitch. Attack Attack Attack
tebowisgay: F Bob neal
lynchburgvol: oregon has a bye
ElConquistador: Sweet!!!!
10 uh C VOL: I mean I am loving football right now, I am watching Arky/MSU on one TV, streaming the Neb/A&M on one TV through XBox and watching the USC/OSU game on my computer
Johnny Majors: You have the lotion out 10 Uh C
TheLegendJerryGreen: Can somebody give me a BJ Coleman report from today please?
10 uh C VOL: I just can't watch the UT game and chat
10 uh C VOL: that sucks
lynchburgvol: can somebody give me a bj?
napervol: 17-3 nd
tebowisgay: I gotta try that four loco before they pull it. wonder if i can get to the Pateitorium and back in time for the half
Johnny Majors: I got me a rub and tug down at the local asian massage place earlier today.
Johnny Majors: I request the girl with the smallest hands.
lynchburgvol: me happy long time
TheHighlanderReturns: four loco + viagra = dead middle aged man with a boner
el Jeffe: ahh, suckie suckie
Johnny Majors: Remember when people gave a shit about the Big East?

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napervol: no
Johnny Majors: yeah, me either
tebowisgay: I bet stamina RX goes down good with 4 loco
napervol: yuk uyuk
lynchburgvol: damn, if usc cant win now, they are in for shit the next few years
TheHighlanderReturns: the big east was relevant? Tell me more grampa.
Johnny Majors: Four Loco taste like Kool Aid with a twang to it at the end
Pitifulmer: ha
10 uh C VOL: Every time I go to one of those Asian massage parlors and ask for the rub and tug, they always tell me Too Beaucoup, but I have no idea what they are saying...Please advise
TheHighlanderReturns: that;s what she said
Pitifulmer: I want to try a Four Loco, just because.
Johnny Majors: I just whip my dick out and say, "Make it good, don't look me in the eye" they know what is next.
lynchburgvol: just pour 4 loco directly on enlarged area, rinse and repeat
TheHighlanderReturns: like a true pimp, johnny majors
tebowisgay: I say we get a case of four loco and fly to Memphis and consume them at Stud's house
westcoastvol: Yes, and then let's pee all over stud's walls
lynchburgvol: take the 4 loco straingt to the hot tub
Johnny Majors: Stud has them stocked up. You know the younger people love the four loco. Young college aged boys that is.
Pitifulmer: he DOES say bring beverages that you prefer.
westcoastvol: Is 4Loco strong enough to cancel out the jizz sediment in Roy's tub?
tebowisgay: Cool then I won't have to pay the check bag fee
TheHighlanderReturns: do you like it when Stud rubs up and down on your leg, Timmy?
Johnny Majors: Four Loco is 12% alch. if I'm not mistaken
10 uh C VOL: 1st and Goal Oregon State
MrTennessee: second half bout to start!
Johnny Majors: Its some serious shit. Don't doubt it. It will get you right, but youll have to shit from all the sugar
TheHighlanderReturns: they go for it on 4th down a minute ago 10?
westcoastvol: yes
lynchburgvol: beavers laying on the gins
tebowisgay: 12% alc plus all the redbull goodies
TheHighlanderReturns: td oregon st
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Bill Morgan: TD Or St
TheHighlanderReturns: 17-0 over the combover
Johnny Majors: I stick to Whiskey on ice. Two fingers
Pitifulmer: chris boring sucks
westcoastvol: Tampa Twoooooooooooooooooooo
lynchburgvol: orgerons defense sucks
westcoastvol: Tampon Two. Fuck the combover.
TheHighlanderReturns: Erin Andrews likes 2 fingers as well
10 uh C VOL: got USC on a PI penalty that extended the drive
Johnny Majors: I'll give her six inches at 600 MPH.
10 uh C VOL: What you drinking Johnny Majors?
MrTennessee: or st fightin for bowl eligiblity i think
Bill Morgan: 2 in the pink, one in the stink
Johnny Majors: Jack Daniels. Always.
westcoastvol: hammer that shit like a Home Depot paint mixer
TheHighlanderReturns: 2" 3 times, majors?
10 uh C VOL: I like drinking Buffalo Trace neat
Johnny Majors: Yep.
Johnny Majors: 3 inches twice on warm days
Bill Morgan: Damn
Bill Morgan: lucky bastard
lynchburgvol: i bet fulmer give vicky one quarter of an inch two times
Bill Morgan: Fulmer has Scared Turtle Syndrome
TheHighlanderReturns: anybody got Holly Rowe nudies?
Bill Morgan: panoramics
Pitifulmer: the other bill does
golfvol: bill might
Bill Morgan: Clinton?
golfvol: lol bill
westcoastvol: I bet he has a come-a-long or an engine hoist in the bedroom to lift his gunt up so Vicky can lick off the Fulmunda cheese from his balls.
10 uh C VOL: didn't that nerd hold them up in that movie Road Trip
10 uh C VOL: sorry, you said nudies not undies
lynchburgvol: westcoast...i busted a vein
Bill Morgan: Let's go Vols
Pitifulmer: damn westie, thanks for that visual
TheLegendJerryGreen: Westcoast, LMAO
Bill Morgan: picked his nose?
Vol-in-Atl: picked his nose
Johnny Majors: "I ain't dune it a time"
Bill Morgan: WTF
MrTennessee: what the heck?
tebowisgay: Johnny imposter, drinks scotch
VolDave: I like Robbie Caldwell
Bill Morgan: Where did this hillbilly come from?
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TheLegendJerryGreen: Furman
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Bill Morgan: Bet he's a big hit with Biff and Muffy and the zinfandel crew
Johnny Majors: Who the hell was the Alabama coach who had that hilarious half time interview at a bowl game? Someone help me.
Johnny Majors: he was an interm
TheHighlanderReturns: the fucking 20? Seroiusly?
Bill Morgan: Kines
Johnny Majors: That shit was hilarious
VolDave: wtf
MrTennessee: Penn just can't help hisself from throwing a flag
10 uh C VOL: later
volatiltitan: Shit lost the Justin TV feed
sonofgryllus: me too
TheLegendJerryGreen: Why can we not kick the damn ball into the endzone?\
TheHighlanderReturns: I'd be happy getting it to the 10 at this point
el Jeffe: wilson
Vol-in-Atl: Here you go, JM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT...
lynchburgvol: nice -2 yd pass
VolDave: Penn is an alum of GaTech and he doesn't like us from the days when we had a rivalry with the ramblin wreck
Bill Morgan: Come on D
TheHighlanderReturns: i think waggner was back.
tebowisgay: Helium was co starr of Palrdy recruting tape
Johnny Majors: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT...
MrTennessee: wish he'd throw that pass again, that thing was inthe air a looooooooong time
Bill Morgan: Wide ass open over the middle
TheHighlanderReturns: Waggner recovered from his Pope a little faster than Cody
lynchburgvol: good d ref
Pitifulmer: nice play ref
golfvol: vandy found a new way t lose
TheHighlanderReturns: oh fuck here we go
Vol-in-Atl: That ref was a 4 star in hs
Bill Morgan: GDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
westcoastvol: shit can't see it online
Pitifulmer: fuck, saw that happening
VolDave: fuck
Vol-in-Atl: naturally we fumble
bluetick: whoopsie
TheLegendJerryGreen: Anderson IQ = 70
MrTennessee: you IDIOT
Johnny Majors: Yep. Didn't see that one coming
Bill Morgan: You have got to be fucking kidding me
circledrill: unbelievable
lynchburgvol: is there no one on the team that can field a punt?
el Jeffe: no
TheHighlanderReturns: apparently not
Johnny Majors: He couldn't knock the ball away from a UAB WR when he had the upper hand. What makes someone think he can return shit?
Bill Morgan: BLAST
Bill Morgan: JJ
TheHighlanderReturns: BAMF!
Vol-in-Atl: jj
lynchburgvol: can nick revis field a punt?
Johnny Majors: Tennessee is just fucking cursed on ST.
Johnny Majors: I think that RB shit his pants.
Pitifulmer: yes!!!!!
Bill Morgan: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOO
Vol-in-Atl: hell yes
TheHighlanderReturns: pick 6
bluetick: whee
TheLegendJerryGreen: YESSSSSSSSSS
AreSeeFiddyWon: woot!!!!
Vol-in-Atl: flag
Black_Label: wow
VolDave: flag
Johnny Majors: Goooooooo
Pitifulmer: oh fuck
Bill Morgan: No
TheLegendJerryGreen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MrTennessee: crap Penn called a flag
AreSeeFiddyWon: hahaha LOCO williams
Pitifulmer: you gotta be shitting me
Johnny Majors: Fuck me
Bill Morgan: no fucking way
lynchburgvol: who did that?
Johnny Majors: Goddammit
Bill Morgan: Malik
circledrill: dumb play by Tennessee
Bill Morgan: you ignorant fuck
Johnny Majors: Jesus H
AreSeeFiddyWon: that's twice he's done that stupid shit!
Pitifulmer: sit that stupid fuck
Vol-in-Atl: first and goal now
Johnny Majors: Fuck me
Bill Morgan: GD
MrTennessee: come on QB is free play after that
lynchburgvol: sit that asshole
TheLegendJerryGreen: Gerald ought to beat the shit out of Malik's west coast ass
Bill Morgan: Idiotic
Pitifulmer: 85 yd swing
VolDave: good call
westcoastvol: is anyone else watching this online (or trying to in my case)
tebowisgay: post possesion was a block
Johnny Majors: Fucking idiot.
MrTennessee: way to go idiots
MrTennessee: way to go
bluetick: i am wcv
westcoastvol: got a link blue?
bluetick: espn3.com
BrassVols: I wonder if Malik is going to say "he was just there and I wanted to hit him".
Vol-in-Atl: I blame Dooley. Fire him.
Johnny Majors: I want to punch Knowshean Moreno right now. Fuck
lynchburgvol: fuck
MrTennessee: someone go have that guy meet Billy Mays
lynchburgvol: shit
lynchburgvol: dammit
westcoastvol: shit can't get it espn3 with my setup. rooster poop!
lynchburgvol: ass
bluetick: http://espn.go.com/espn3/player?id=...
10 uh C VOL: I had to come over to chat this....I would not put a returner back on a punt the rest of this year. I would just rush 11 and take the ball wherever it stops
Bill Morgan: The leg...sweep it
Johnny Majors: Wait for it 10 a c
VolDave: montori is relaxin on the sideline
bluetick: oh well
Johnny Majors: wait for it
BrassVols: 10-14 point fuck up there Malik
circledrill: Sweep the leg - got a problem with that?
TheLegendJerryGreen: Does pain exist in this dojo???
Bill Morgan: No sensei
bluetick: i am watching on the desktop. couldn't stream to ps3
Johnny Majors: Glorious beard by the Vandy sideline guy
circledrill: no mercy
Johnny Majors: Fucking Malik
Bill Morgan: Nice stop D
TheLegendJerryGreen: Is there a problem, Mista Lawrence?
VolDave: fade here
lynchburgvol: someone needs to lock malik and daniel hood in a dark room together after the game
AreSeeFiddyWon: Malik, the same dipshit who said a couple weeks ago he got a PF just because he wanted to hit the QB late.
Bill Morgan: Great job
lynchburgvol: with a broom stick
Vol-in-Atl: haha fg!!
Pitifulmer: not in a bathroom, hopefully
TheHighlanderReturns: Pass incomplete to Martin Van Nostrin
Pitifulmer: we need Malik against KY
BrassVols: Goddamn that pisses me off!
MrTennessee: wish he'd miss
Johnny Majors: Miss it you brainy bitch
Bill Morgan: NO
lynchburgvol: ok pit, after the KY game
TheLegendJerryGreen: ha
Pitifulmer: yes!!!
bluetick: heh
Johnny Majors: Nope
VolDave: fuk yeah!
Vol-in-Atl: little bitch missed it
golfvol: yessss
tebowisgay: negatory
Johnny Majors: Fucking Malik
TheHighlanderReturns: So Malik only cost us 7
AreSeeFiddyWon: Now we know what the tent is for.
Pitifulmer: ok, doesn't hurt as bad now
MrTennessee: ahhhhhhhhhhh wait did Penn call a flag to bail them out?
BrassVols: NO SIRRRR REEEEE
TheHighlanderReturns: That's Vanderbilt
VolDave: Gerald is gonna bitch slap malik in the locker room after the game
MrTennessee: no...good safe to be happy about that now
Bill Morgan: He didn't compute the correct geometric angle on that kick
Johnny Majors: That whole series of events was a massivle cluster fuck. Get it out of our system
BrassVols: If I were Chuck Smith I'd make Malik carry GW's books to class for him all week.
TheLegendJerryGreen: Tent is for pregame wine tasting
Bill Morgan: It was a series of unfortunate events
Pitifulmer: no shit, Malik is hiding from Gerald on the sideline right about now
lynchburgvol: anyone else still mad about maliks penalty?
VolDave: At least we don't have to field a kick
AreSeeFiddyWon: When are we gonna get the muffs out of our system Johnny?
Johnny Majors: He prob doesn't go to class
Johnny Majors: 2018
tebowisgay: gonna be a light load brassy
AreSeeFiddyWon: I'm still pissed. Fuck Malik
MrTennessee: i hope someone just spins Johnson out on the first lap and he finishes last.
TheHighlanderReturns: Bet money we line up 11 at the line on the next punt
bluetick: beavers running all over monte
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MrTennessee: the beavers disapprove of the condom
bluetick: heh
golfvol: oregon st intercepted barkley and has the ball on the 26 going in
Johnny Majors: What is USC's record?
lynchburgvol: barkley already served up a pick 6
TheHighlanderReturns: 6-3
tebowisgay: Monte forgot to take his airasep
Bill Morgan: nice move Gerald
VolDave: The yellow line is slanted
Tim Irwin: Guys this is fun and all, but it would be so much more special with Phil Fulmer
TheHighlanderReturns: that sounds racist dave
el Jeffe: monte had stroke vs OM last year
lynchburgvol: fuck tim irwin
Bill Morgan: FUCK
Bill Morgan: FUCK
MrTennessee: no tim, we need billy mays
Bill Morgan: FUCK
VolDave: who was he/ throwing that to
Tim Irwin: lynch why the poor language?
MrTennessee: who ran the wrong route?
Johnny Majors: Fuck.
AreSeeFiddyWon: helmet to helmet on the QB
lynchburgvol: time to put simms in
Pitifulmer: please do no put in Simms
AreSeeFiddyWon: no call
Johnny Majors: Fuck Simms.
Vol-in-Atl: bray fuckin up. Hopefully he'll learn from this by next week.
VolDave: Why was that noi roughing the passer?
Bill Morgan: Bray is high
volatiltitan: Headed to see Craig Freguson hope the Vols can pull this one out Later guys
MrTennessee: lynch...Penn aint going to call that
Johnny Majors: Even though that looked Simmsesque
lynchburgvol: what is bray confused about...int
Pitifulmer: I'd rather have Nance in there than Simms
TheLegendJerryGreen: Nash Nance was once a Vandy commit.
tebowisgay: I dunno I just slung it
westcoastvol: FACED YOUR NATION, Vandy
el Jeffe: fire hammy
BrassVols: This is a shitty ballgame
Johnny Majors: I'd rather have Malik Jackson running QB. At least that way he can't fucking rough em.
VolDave: Victor
VolDave: Thomas just got plowed
lynchburgvol: is it too late to change my pick'em score?
TheLegendJerryGreen: I think our guys are intimidated by this environment. Can't hear themselves think>
TheHighlanderReturns: Like i said. Bray was due a stinker. We can over come it this week. Not next week.
Bill Morgan: GD
TheHighlanderReturns: fuck
Johnny Majors: Great
VolDave: what the hell is going on?!
MrTennessee: did we just give up a first down?
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lynchburgvol: cdd is pissed
Vol-in-Atl: Let's try real hard to keep Vandy in the game.
TheHighlanderReturns: offsides had em stopped
VolDave: no, 3rd &1
TheLegendJerryGreen: Fuck you, Penn
AreSeeFiddyWon: Damn, this is UAB version 2.2
golfvol: osu up 20-0
Blacksheepdroid: not happy
lynchburgvol: who the hell is penn?
Bill Morgan: NO
TheLegendJerryGreen: No sir re
VolDave: no way
Vol-in-Atl: no sirreee
TheHighlanderReturns: nope
MrTennessee: Penn will give him a good spot
Bill Morgan: Penn is a fishing reel
Johnny Majors: I'm gonna have to get my drug dealer on stand-by going into the 4th with this shit going on.
tebowisgay: nope
AreSeeFiddyWon: They'll spot him 2 yards.
TheHighlanderReturns: why the fuck is vereen playing so much?
Pitifulmer: weird....just saw this on the OK/Baylor gamecast Last Play Robert Griffin III pass complete to Jarred Salubi for a loss of 18 yards to the Bayl 2.
westcoastvol: Penn Wagers, one of the shittiest refs in the league.
Pitifulmer: 18 yd loss on a complete pass??
Vol-in-Atl: shit
lynchburgvol: got iy
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lynchburgvol: it
Johnny Majors: Arkansas TD, by the way
TheLegendJerryGreen: 17 Vandy students at the game
westcoastvol: Great photo of penn wagers: http://www.dawgsgoneblog.com/2008/1...
MrTennessee: UGH
Bill Morgan: The longer we let them hang around...
Johnny Majors: Does that include or exclude Clay Travis
Bobby Scott: guys, Go
lynchburgvol: beavers put 3 on trojens
Bobby Scott: Vols
TheLegendJerryGreen: Great question
Pitifulmer: fuck Clay Travis
westcoastvol: seriously
Johnny Majors: Exactly.
TheHighlanderReturns: you can let Vandy hang around, bill
Venomous: Cafego is spinning in his grave right now
BrassVols: THey are so shitty there is just no excuse forthis to be happening
westcoastvol: his book was beyond lame.
Bill Morgan: This team can't High
Vol-in-Atl: Both his books suck dick
TheLegendJerryGreen: Vandy is atrocious. We should be up 30
westcoastvol: what's the score now?
tebowisgay: Way shitty book
MrTennessee: we just can't take good in this game, we have to give Vandy all the help in the world
Bill Morgan: Wide ass open
Vol-in-Atl: alligator arms
Johnny Majors: Smith fucking sucks.
Pitifulmer: the transcripts from FCF and OM best-of would destroy his book
Bobby Scott: We were sitting pretty you know, Brays int was you know a big you know momentum killer. We you know havent' had the ball you know since then really you know
westcoastvol: word up.
TheLegendJerryGreen: Announcers hazing Vandy
lynchburgvol: smith sure has some nice pearly whites
westcoastvol: why aren't we assraping these Nancy-boys right now? Hayzeus christo palomino!
Pitifulmer: teeth are lines with styrofoam? Oh wait, wrong Smith?
VolDave: I think we have run all of 3 plays this quarter
Bill Morgan: I know Bobby, I know, you know?
Johnny Majors: No even
TheHighlanderReturns: that fucking muffed punt
tebowisgay: Wilcox has figured out smith sucks
Johnny Majors: You know, Bobby, just can't seem, to you know, get in a rythym.
Pitifulmer: why the fuck is LWSVol playing QB?
Johnny Majors: Smith looks like a mobile Matt Simms.
TheHighlanderReturns: Smith makes Mazola oil look like Peyton Manning
BrassVols: THey are so bad I don't think we can fuck up enough to lose this game
MrTennessee: go 1/3
Johnny Majors: Miss it you brainy bitch
Pitifulmer: run bitch
Bill Morgan: Damnit Gerald
Vol-in-Atl: flag on us?
Bill Morgan: run
Bobby Scott: Now when was last time we did that?
bluetick: heh
Bobby Scott: You know
TheLegendJerryGreen: When was the last time that happened?
golfvol: barkley snapped in halp at end of half.
MrTennessee: Gerald got on the ground so Malik wouldn't punch the kicker
TheHighlanderReturns: Gerald WIlliams looking for 6 again
lynchburgvol: i wonder if malik roughed the kicker?
10 uh C VOL: Barkley is down
el Jeffe: chavey made mazola look like manning
AreSeeFiddyWon: Damn, took him 4 years to get in, and 4 years to start playing!
Pitifulmer: here comes a roughing the kicker, I just know it
tebowisgay: G Williams could be leading this team in rushing
Johnny Majors: After you block it you can fucking murder the kicker, no?
Bobby Scott: Put Fowles in the game, he never plays you know
Pitifulmer: damn, he is having a career game. Oh wait, punch Malik in the nuts.
golfvol: osu with ball at own 45 with 4 sec to go in half
TheLegendJerryGreen: Gerald Williams is 28 years old
MrTennessee: what happened to barkley 10?
Character Counts: Put Gerald back to return punts!
TheHighlanderReturns: BAMFd
tebowisgay: funny Mr. T
10 uh C VOL: leg rolled on by tackler
VolDave: For all you assholes who rode Gerald Williams hard for his travails in getting into UT; FUCK YOU!!
Johnny Majors: He committed to Tennessee when I was coach.
westcoastvol: got rolled up on
10 uh C VOL: on the leg that he already wears the brace
MrTennessee: ow
TheHighlanderReturns: Didn't he count on 3 of Fulmers recruiting classes?
westcoastvol: Tell em, Dave! Eat a hot bowl of dicks, America!
VolDave: Gerald Williams is a true Vol
westcoastvol: 20-0 halftime Oregawn State
AreSeeFiddyWon: Yep, Highlander, but he's graduating this year. Good for him!
TheLegendJerryGreen: Technically, Gerald is at Pellissippi
BrassVols: Fulmer would have only been regarded as an average recruiter if not for Gerald Williams
tebowisgay: Bristol palin is a true dancer
Johnny Majors: He's taking classes at Karns I heard.
TheHighlanderReturns: He played ILB at JC?
westcoastvol: sucks he prob won't be drafted
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Johnny Majors: Illiegal Formation
VolDave: wow, penalty on Vandy
Johnny Majors: well damn
MrTennessee: there you go penn
VolDave: Wow, penalty on Vandy
TheHighlanderReturns: shocking
lynchburgvol: was that offisdes on malik jackson?
AreSeeFiddyWon: holy shit!
VolDave: I'm so stunned I said it 2x
Bill Morgan: Kick his ass seabass
Vol-in-Atl: Poole pissy
Johnny Majors: We gotta put one in the fucking endzone here men
MrTennessee: haven't seen Poole pissed like that
Bill Morgan: Vandy fag tried ankle lock on Poole
VolDave: Poole wants his 1000
TheLegendJerryGreen: Poole about to break loose
lynchburgvol: i guess cheney figures we need to start running the ball
Pitifulmer: wheres he at now?
TheLegendJerryGreen: prob on us
Pitifulmer: stocker!
Vol-in-Atl: awww yeaaa
TheHighlanderReturns: Wow
MrTennessee: Penn throws a flag
Bill Morgan: LUKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEE
VolDave: Great catch
AreSeeFiddyWon: nice!
lynchburgvol: caught it and was being ass raped
circledrill: yes!!
bluetick: flag?
AreSeeFiddyWon: They'll probably call it on us
tebowisgay: LUUUUUUke
MrTennessee: so don't go all Lukkkkeee yet Bill
Pitifulmer: Hood was nowhere near the play
bluetick: 2 flags?
VolDave: And a roughing call
Vol-in-Atl: how bout roughing
Johnny Majors: Thats a PI automatically in the pros
Bill Morgan: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF​FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
VolDave: bullshit!
MrTennessee: TOLD YOU
Pitifulmer: you'vee gotta be shitting me
Johnny Majors: You are fucking kidding me
lynchburgvol: wtf?
AreSeeFiddyWon: hahaha!!!! that was a crock of fucking shit!
Vol-in-Atl: oh my fucking god you fucking mother fuckers
circledrill: no way
tebowisgay: oh fuck me
MrTennessee: PENN WAGERS SUCKS AND SHOULD BE FIRED
Bill Morgan: unbelievable
Johnny Majors: How the fuck is that on stocker?
TheHighlanderReturns: penn's got some bj's lined up for afterwards
Johnny Majors: Fuck me
el Jeffe: slive
VolDave: bullshit, bullshit, bullshit
AreSeeFiddyWon: That was HORRIBLE!
Pitifulmer: where is Slive? shouldn't he be rooting for us tonight for a bowl bid???
bluetick: wow just wow
Johnny Majors: Fuck it go for it
westcoastvol: Slive would NEVER root for us.
Bill Morgan: This is Bruce Pearl's fault
Pitifulmer: where the fuck is PI?
Johnny Majors: Thats roughing mother fuckers
lynchburgvol: i didnt see shit
10 uh C VOL: worst fucking call ever
AreSeeFiddyWon: hahaha wow that is the king of shitty calls
Johnny Majors: if Malik roughed that was fucking roughing
Pitifulmer: neither did the refs
Vol-in-Atl: Somebody deserves to lose their job
BrassVols: Block somebody goddammit
el Jeffe: fire hammy
circledrill: block, run, repeat
Pitifulmer: going to smoke. hopefully won't come back to another Bray pick.
TheHighlanderReturns: I blame hammy for that call
Johnny Majors: Sum bitch didn't even have the courtesy to wipe a little vasoline in us on that one.
Bill Morgan: WTF
Vol-in-Atl: fuck
MrTennessee: need to throw a bubble screen, yes i said it
Bill Morgan: WTF
Bill Morgan: WTF
VolDave: we moved
Vol-in-Atl: good thing Vandy can't score
Bill Morgan: Penn Wagers eats dick sandwiches
BrassVols: Can I get my $24.95 back?
Johnny Majors: This is ugly. Tennessee is ugly Vandy is ugly the refs are just a catalyst to the fuck wadery going on here.
TheLegendJerryGreen: Penn Wagers pissed he's not calling a better game and taking out on us
el Jeffe: fuck wadery!
Vol-in-Atl: nice cut
VolDave: nice run
AreSeeFiddyWon: needed to cut that one back inside
lynchburgvol: the longer this game stays close the tighter my sphinkter will get
MrTennessee: throw a bubble screen
Vol-in-Atl: fuck
TheHighlanderReturns: mf
Johnny Majors: God dammit
Bill Morgan: ...another flag
VolDave: they jumped but it will go against us'
MrTennessee: good land this is taking FOREVER
circledrill: gdimfs
Vol-in-Atl: we need Fulmer back to make these guys run steps
Bill Morgan: throw deep to Hunter
TheLegendJerryGreen: Does Waggers not say "down remains first anymore"?
Johnny Majors: 11th game of the season and this shit is still fucking us.
TheHighlanderReturns: refs fucked us on taht drive
Vol-in-Atl: Bray throwin off his back foot
lynchburgvol: blitzing the hell out of them
MrTennessee: Penn you should of called that
TheHighlanderReturns: should've been on teh 10 if not for the phantom PI on Stocker
VolDave: At least we gave our defense some rest time'
TheLegendJerryGreen: Vandy crowd having an effect
Bill Morgan: Fuck you Cunningham
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MrTennessee: someone go punch malik
BrassVols: Frustrating game to watch
VolDave: Fucking Cunningham murders em every time he's trying to pooch it and shanks em when we need a long one
Johnny Majors: Cunningham thinks it's 1 point if you kick it out the back of the endzone on punts. Aussie Rules Football.
AreSeeFiddyWon: JJ needs to BAMF that fucking Ref.
lynchburgvol: someone go kick fulmer in the dick
circledrill: big game atmosphere has us stymied
TheLegendJerryGreen: Cunningham is the worst punter we've had in recent memory
Vol-in-Atl: All we need is one more td and no more to's and we win.
el Jeffe: musburger goes deep
BrassVols: On the bright side there are probably no recruits seeing this shit
TheHighlanderReturns: i think we're good with no to's
Tim Irwin: Guys Phil Fulmer is very forgiving, he would come back and coach again. All Mike Hamilton has to do is apologize and he'll want about 3 million a year this time
tebowisgay: This game is like watching old fat people fuck
TheLegendJerryGreen: Fulmer on regional jet (taking up 2 seats) on way back to K'ville. Can't be reached
VolDave: Tiny Richardson is there
Vol-in-Atl: Tim, will you ask him?
lynchburgvol: tim irwin is on a roll tonight
Bill Morgan: I think Dooley is finna pull one of his pristine hairs out of of his perfectly coiffed head and throw it like a poison dart into Pennis Wagers jugular
Johnny Majors: Fuck that call on Stocker was horrible. Someone has some explaining to do on that one

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BrassVols: Well he's got to be thinking if I can just hold my water I can beat out anyone on that OL
BrassVols: Yeah we have the ball 1st and goal on the 5 if not for that theivery
Bobby Scott: You know we need to uh you know, just settle down, you know, uhhm uhmmm, you know we just need to keep playing our game you know. uhh don't panic you know
Pitifulmer: I didn't see anything on the Stocker play, but to be fair, he could've done something on the way downfield. But that shouldve been called holding.
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MrTennessee: get us out of the third quarter
ILIkeTennessee joined the chat 5 days ago
ILIkeTennessee: Hey everybody, how about ole Pen Wagers!
Pitifulmer: nice tackle
Vol-in-Atl: Yes, you have to score. Scoring is importent.
Johnny Majors: Sweet reverse, bitches.
VolDave: Nice play 84
Bill Morgan: Pennis Wagers fancies himself as a modern day Robin Hood
lynchburgvol: they tried the dick-verse on us
Pitifulmer: damn, glad I didnt pick the over tonight.
Vol-in-Atl: Vandy do suxes
Johnny Majors: Albert Haynesworth always stays home on the reverse.
ILIkeTennessee: When I saw him at the very beginning of the game I told my fiance "Oh fuck its pen wagers!"
Bill Morgan: stanima?
VolDave: need to sack his ass here
Blacksheepdroid: shout if you can't stand Vandy
Pitifulmer: haha ,yeah stanima
MrTennessee: who was the person that bet $100 on this game?
westcoastvol: we should be breaking our cleats off in their Popeginas. This unaggression will not stand!
Bill Morgan: whew
Pitifulmer: whew
AreSeeFiddyWon: I'd show her some stamina
Vol-in-Atl: Vandy suxes
Johnny Majors: Damn dude got excited
VolDave: he heard jj coming
BrassVols: Thank god they suck so bad
TheHighlanderReturns: cardiovascular endurance
golfvol: crap they are punting, we arfe screwed
Pitifulmer: we should be up 30 on these homos
Johnny Majors: HE HAD A FIRST DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby Scott: wow broadcaster got mad about that
circledrill: stamina
Vol-in-Atl: Stay away from the fuckin BALL!!!!
AreSeeFiddyWon: Rush 13!
TheHighlanderReturns: rush 11 for the love of god
MrTennessee: *holds breath*
Bill Morgan: LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL​LLLL
golfvol: YES
Blacksheepdroid: yaaaaay
lynchburgvol: nice cheer
Pitifulmer: oh, now he calls a fair catch, wtf????
TheHighlanderReturns: Standing O
AreSeeFiddyWon: hahahaha!!!!!
TheLegendJerryGreen: Sarcastic crowd
circledrill: he fielded it!!
Bill Morgan: fair catch with open field
MrTennessee: wow
MrTennessee: i love our crowd
Pitifulmer: dumbass announcers
OrangeIris: Just need more "Stanima" !
RynoVol: We are on our way with that.
ILIkeTennessee: im wondering if the game is on the same timing as mine cause yall are talking about shit i dont see
Johnny Majors: I'd rather him fair catch. Baby steps.
tebowisgay: clap for fair catch
ILIkeTennessee: im watchingon espn3
ILIkeTennessee: think im behind
VolDave: stanima is good, stamina is better
MrTennessee: ILT you have the same deal 10 is having
Johnny Majors: Run this mother fucker up the middle.
circledrill: roughing the passer -- is that like roughing the snapper?
Johnny Majors: The ole fuck it playcall
ILIkeTennessee: ahh
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Blacksheepdroid: we have the spread covered for now
Pitifulmer: wtf
Bill Morgan: PI
TheHighlanderReturns: astute observation by Doehring there
ILIkeTennessee: ok i gotta go though cause i dont want yall to ruin the game for me then
Pitifulmer: whew
TheHighlanderReturns: probably offensive
MrTennessee: hold your breath folks penn might call it on us
ILIkeTennessee: later yall FUCK PEN WAGERS!
TheLegendJerryGreen: make up call?
AreSeeFiddyWon: Offensive PI again.
lynchburgvol: this game reminds me of the line from smokey in the bandit "son, when i see yo momma i'm gonna punch her right in the mouth"
RynoVol: make up
Pitifulmer: I just need the Vols to win by 4, and I'm golden
SoftballVol: Who was it that hoped for a poor game for Bray? Guess he got his wish...
VolDave: Penn's trying to figure out a way to call it on us
TheHighlanderReturns: No a makeup wwould put us on the 10
AreSeeFiddyWon: Stretched jersey
Johnny Majors: Hunter's dick's too big. Big Ole Dick on Tennessee half the distance to the goal line. 2nd down
Vol-in-Atl: A td here puts the game away
Pitifulmer: run bitch
Bill Morgan: Da'Rick
VolDave: DaRick!
Pitifulmer: fat bitches clapping again
lynchburgvol: nich play by the big dick
OrangeIris: Da'Richard!
MrTennessee: Da rick....wheres the flag? we made a good play so there had to be a flag
Pitifulmer: everywhere
Johnny Majors: Damn Bray looks pretty when he throws that fucking pig skin.
circledrill: oku
AreSeeFiddyWon: The other Rogers...exit stage left...The one that looks like the bum.
lynchburgvol: nice blocking
Pitifulmer: needed to throw downfield again.
BrassVols: Were just wasting 1st downs running the ball
Johnny Majors: True
SoftballVol: Why is Oku playing?
Vol-in-Atl: Yea OK sux.
TheLegendJerryGreen: Kursten Bigges>Oku
circledrill: oku
Johnny Majors: Fuck it lets go all Mike leach on them. Fuck a run.
Vol-in-Atl: Doubt he sees the field if we get whats his name this year
RynoVol: Worst qtr in a month
Bill Morgan: sloppy damn game
Bobby Scott: who had a pick 6 called back?
VolDave: That may be the worst 3rd quarter we've played all year
SoftballVol: What happened to the freshman RB?
Blacksheepdroid: gw
lynchburgvol: are there any secret 5* at the game?
Johnny Majors: without doubt
Bill Morgan: Dooley needs to work their asses off next week
BrassVols: Gerald, you know, Williams
tebowisgay: The helmet tape sucks fire roger Frazer
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Bobby Scott: who had the penalty, was it a good call? you know?
Blacksheepdroid: gerald was so mad at losing that td that he blocked a fg
RynoVol: I feel like I'm watching this on beta
VolDave: Frazier is having an off game just like everyone else
Blacksheepdroid: malik
AreSeeFiddyWon: Can GW get a sixth year on account of being the most counted stars in Rival's history?
Pitifulmer: wtf? "Hey mayan, dis laptop dat I paid $1500 for, but wuz $300 if I had da cash.....was a fuckin deal mayan"
BrassVols: uh, Malik, uh, you know, Jackson.
Blacksheepdroid: drilled qb on late hit
TheLegendJerryGreen: Great ads on CSS...Tony Chachere's, Aaron's, Billy May....
SoftballVol: Anybody else sick and tired of the Capital One commercials???
Pitifulmer: see above post, Jerry
Johnny Majors: ROMANS!!!!!!
napervol: yes
Bobby Scott: figures, you know , how many has he had? you know you got to uh compose yourself
VolDave: I actually like the Cap1 commercials
AreSeeFiddyWon: Ogre in commercials...good times. good times.
lynchburgvol: i had the most interesting man in the world commercial
Pitifulmer: Ogre you asshole
Johnny Majors: Is Bobby Scott still on that rag show Pennington does?
VolDave: I hate that Geico commercial with the pig
napervol: I hate running out of beer
el Jeffe: weee
Pitifulmer: you didn't plan ahead, naper?
napervol: nah
tebowisgay: I have local dipshit used car dealeer
TheHighlanderReturns: poor planning on your part, naper.
VolDave: It was funny maybe two or three times jeffe
Pitifulmer: I'm sure you have some liquor stashed.
MrTennessee: lets do this!
RynoVol: love the wheeeee
napervol: yes indeed
lynchburgvol: nice -1 yd pass
el Jeffe: makes me want bacon
Johnny Majors: Looked like Pass Int. to me.
AreSeeFiddyWon: No PI since he lost yards anyway.
VolDave: offensive JM
Pitifulmer: a TD here covers the spread, I guarantee it.
Vol-in-Atl: float one up for Hunter
egbert: this game is almost as much of a snoozer as a late era Fulmer UT/Vandy game often was
AreSeeFiddyWon: Lined up wrong.
Johnny Majors: It was a joke.
SoftballVol: Time for Simms yet?
Pitifulmer: you're doing it wrong
TheHighlanderReturns: spread is already covered as long as we don't try to return any more punts
OrangeIris: Game management!!!!
golfvol: mustain in
10 uh C VOL: Barkley not starting 3rd
MrTennessee: call a bubble screen
Blacksheepdroid: %u017E%u017C%u017Azzzzzz​zzzzzzzzzzz
Vol-in-Atl: whats USC score?
AreSeeFiddyWon: Holy shit! A Mustain sighting?
tebowisgay: TO cheney got a bratwurst stuck in his neck
TheHighlanderReturns: 20-0
golfvol: 20-0
Bill Morgan: lol
lynchburgvol: I would almost rather watch USC get their asses handed to them, than watch this game
Johnny Majors: 3rd and 11 fuck it go deep
TheHighlanderReturns: damn. only 2 to's saved
egbert: Is USC getting an ass-handing?
Pitifulmer: oh wow, the full Monte gettin smoked....and lil' Monte not doing shit with the offense
Vol-in-Atl: oh nice
Bill Morgan: Nice
Johnny Majors: Thats what im talking bout men
MrTennessee: get out of bounds Jones so we don't get called for something
tebowisgay: Bray made them pay
Vol-in-Atl: loco mofo
el Jeffe: we must endeavor to persevere
OrangeIris: Gerald Jones!!!
lynchburgvol: beavers are up 20-0
golfvol: mustain throwing bounce passes
Pitifulmer: Gerald JOnes stopped loving her......today
10 uh C VOL: new USC QB, 3 and out
Johnny Majors: hahahahaha, piti
Bill Morgan: That was a clusterfuck
TheHighlanderReturns: that looked odd
lynchburgvol: the USC worm burner?
BrassVols: Goddammit Chaneyhas gone Cutmer on us
AreSeeFiddyWon: Damn, we should just chuck it.
Pitifulmer: Arian lolled at that run, due to familiarity
Vol-in-Atl: Nashville tv once had footage of George Jones getting a dui. Great shit.
MrTennessee: Poole doesn't look 100% probably about 90-95%
Bill Morgan: Da'reverse
tebowisgay: lets try running next year
TheHighlanderReturns: hunter time
Pitifulmer: waste of a down
Bill Morgan: Too far Bray
Johnny Majors: Is this fucking annoucer a Vandy grad?
egbert: if that had been at Wrigley today he'd have run into brick. Or Neyland for that matter
VolDave: bad call, they smelled that one from a mile away
Johnny Majors: GREAT FUCKING DEFENSE!!!!!
Pitifulmer: slant over middle
lynchburgvol: any way we can blame malik for that bad pass?
Bill Morgan: damnit
Pitifulmer: god dammit, and I called it
Bill Morgan: that was a TD
MrTennessee: Poole :(
egbert: Poole is having a crap game tonight
TheHighlanderReturns: good call. horrid execution
AreSeeFiddyWon: Too hard for a HB.
VolDave: that was 6 if he catches it
Johnny Majors: Fuck. Malik.
SoftballVol: Threw behind him.
Johnny Majors: You got to catch that shit
Vol-in-Atl: cmon Palardy. You fuckin all star.
golfvol: what is the 76 for on the helmet?
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TheLegendJerryGreen: Guys, if Cody Pope were playing tonight, we're up by 30 at this point. Just too much to overcome
el Jeffe: she wasn't very good at it
Bill Morgan: Nice kick Linc
Vol-in-Atl: Lincoln. My bad
MrTennessee: bad snap thankfully we got 3
TheHighlanderReturns: i'd like to have alilson keep her eye on the ball
egbert: that should pretty much seal this one.
OrangeIris: Catch first. Then run.....
tebowisgay: daniel "the groin" Lincoln Gooood
Johnny Majors: Defense must bring madness.
Vol-in-Atl: Hold them two more times, and no more to's.
Pitifulmer: golf.....the 6 year pre-anniversary of Vandy beating us at home
SoftballVol: Can anyone tell me why Oku is playing 2nd string tonight?
VolDave: If it doesn't eggy then i don't want to see it
napervol: Pope sucks veggies
lynchburgvol: can bray just neel every play from here on out
Vol-in-Atl: Neal must've got caught with the sticky icky
napervol: who is neel
TheHighlanderReturns: Is there any concern they might have to amputate on Pope?
Pitifulmer: bob's buddy
VolDave: Can we get a kickoff beyond the 15
lynchburgvol: kneel?
TheHighlanderReturns: I say no, dave
Johnny Majors: Not allowed at Tennessee.
el Jeffe: no dave
tebowisgay: I would glue allison's eyes shut
AreSeeFiddyWon: Miss St. is keeping it close with arky
Pitifulmer: that would require stanima
Bill Morgan: Where is RRR RRR RRRoger
Black_Label: I wish I could see this mythical Allison
docvol: I'm listening to Blob and you all are about 5 seconds ahead. Fortune teller chat.
Pitifulmer: google image search
TheHighlanderReturns: lovely brown eye alison has
Bill Morgan: stanima is a good thing when dealing with Allison
Pitifulmer: no, Blob is just that slow
napervol: ring your cowbell
VolDave: Imagine Jen Sterger, Label
Johnny Majors: Hidden Maxim #8: Suck dick on Special Teams, remember to swallow.
egbert: what channel is that USC game on?
Bill Morgan: ESPN3
Pitifulmer: without the balloons
westcoastvol: abc eggie
Black_Label: Man, I try to imagine a hot chick then Blob starts talking.... not pretty image
egbert: ah. Not here.
10 uh C VOL: our ineptitude is purely my fault as I have not been able to chat us to proper play...I suck
Bill Morgan: another kick to the 10
Pitifulmer: is the pooch kick mandatory for all Vol teams?>
TheHighlanderReturns: 11. Don't give them too much credit bill
Bill Morgan: oops
Bill Morgan: I always try to squeeze a few extra inches in
Pitifulmer: way to go
Vol-in-Atl: Here's her twitter feed. http://twitter.com/SonnyAMW
TheLegendJerryGreen: There are 25k students at UT. Surely one can kick the ball to the goal line
MrTennessee: of course it is Piti. It's one of our maxims afterall
Bill Morgan: Gerald is pwning
TheHighlanderReturns: holy shot a willie bohannon sighting
Pitifulmer: I didn't see it on the list. I had to ask.
tebowisgay: Gerald must really hate vandy
westcoastvol: If I had foreskin, I'd say, "Hey Vandy, chew my foreskin you miserable bags of monkey fuck!"
VolDave: that was edrick bohannon
Bill Morgan: Nice stop EG
Pitifulmer: tackle that taint.
MrTennessee: good awareness by gordon to make that a third down
Pitifulmer: yes!!!
Vol-in-Atl: our ball
Bill Morgan: our ball
MrTennessee: no way
Pitifulmer: refs better not fuck us
TheHighlanderReturns: Penn won't let that stand
tebowisgay: nice play AJ
Bill Morgan: Predator is hurt
Venomous: hot diggity damn
lynchburgvol: this vandy team is pitiful
westcoastvol: Egbert, still 20-0 Owegon State 10 left in the 3rd
AreSeeFiddyWon: Wonder we didn't get called for roughing
BrassVols: Yay
Vol-in-Atl: They've got time to review this so hold on
10 uh C VOL: USC: two series....2 total yards without Barkley
AreSeeFiddyWon: He was down
egbert: "a rare completion for Larry Smith". That's gotta hurt.
MrTennessee: they will review this
Pitifulmer: shit, close
Bill Morgan: fuck me running
Johnny Majors: Fuck.
MrTennessee: *sigh*
Bill Morgan: snap it
Pitifulmer: INCONCLUSIVE!!!!!!
lynchburgvol: these announcers sure do want vandy to win
Venomous: take off
Bill Morgan: snap the ball
TheLegendJerryGreen: Does Caldwell know that he can challenge
westcoastvol: Wagers will remind him
Vol-in-Atl: too good to be true
Venomous: unfortunately
BrassVols: We cant catch a fookin break
tebowisgay: stoopid not to snap it
Pitifulmer: that;s a tie
TheHighlanderReturns: Working in our favor, the video work here is so wretched, it may be inconclusive
westcoastvol: Priest doesn't seem to think it's a turnover
MrTennessee: we just can't get a break tonight
docvol: Update, Blob is at least 25 seconds behind
egbert: close
Pitifulmer: fuck you Boring
Vol-in-Atl: I blame Dooley
lynchburgvol: "Coach do you want to review"..."What?"...""I assume you mean yes"
Pitifulmer: it's a tie
VolDave: They will give it back to candy
Pitifulmer: tie goes to the drugrunner
TheLegendJerryGreen: CSS = a bunch of UGA homers
Tim Irwin: I just love phil fulmer
Johnny Majors: Its getting turned over they are looking too long
egbert: next play = INT
Pitifulmer: I think it's too close to overturn
VolDave: The longer it takes the better for us JM
TheHighlanderReturns: alison reel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wj...
egbert: my prediction anyway
tebowisgay: I want to taser the next fuck that says indiputable
Tim Irwin: I think about Phil Fulmer all the time even if I wake up in middle of night I think of Phil fulmer first thing
lynchburgvol: WIth crunch time coming, what would fulmer do it this situation?
Bill Morgan: He was down
Johnny Majors: A Pick six turns into a first down, the same with a fumble
Pitifulmer: ball is halfway out when knee is down
RynoVol: His knee was down and they'll give Candy the ball where we recovered it. ..so sayeth Slive.
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Pitifulmer: fuck
Pitifulmer: of ocurse
Bill Morgan: Penn is happy as fuck
Johnny Majors: Fuck you. Cock sucker.
MrTennessee: *sigh*
AreSeeFiddyWon: Penn has a Woody now
TheHighlanderReturns: Penn would be out a hand job if that had stood
VolDave: Penn has a woodie after that one
AreSeeFiddyWon: Weidnehoffer
lynchburgvol: vandy is getting every break ole miss didnt get last week
Bill Morgan: Bring the Funk
egbert: It's going to take Vandy 11 minutes to score anyway so it's no big deal
MrTennessee: i hope Funk is in a funk
RynoVol: The Funker
Johnny Majors: Back up QB
Johnny Majors: Fuck me
westcoastvol: Blob seems to think it's the right call
Venomous: Funk? any kin to Terry?
Pitifulmer: Slive must be on vacation out of the country, without ESON3 availablilty, as he needs UT to get to a bowl to make him more money.
Bill Morgan: Dory
lynchburgvol: good thing beef isnt the DC with the backup qb in
Bill Morgan: funk him up
Pitifulmer: nice stop
Johnny Majors: Funk would be a Hesiman candidate if Taco was calling teh D>
MrTennessee: Slive is gone into hiding after the Pearl ruling and trying to prevent getting indicted in the Fig Newton scandal
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egbert: we want da funk. Gotta have da funk.
RynoVol: Don't fight the funk
Pitifulmer: true, mr.
Vol-in-Atl: You got a real type of thing going round
circledrill: Slive bites
Bill Morgan: shit
Venomous: Funky cold Medina
Johnny Majors: can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
circledrill: funky dunk
lynchburgvol: ass pucker time
Johnny Majors: I fucking hate Vandy.
docvol: bringin down the funk
RynoVol: funkadelic
Vol-in-Atl: face mask
circledrill: dunky funk
Venomous: Blobby Bob and the Funky cunts
Bill Morgan: flag coming
MrTennessee: everyone boo malik
AreSeeFiddyWon: Fuck Malik
BrassVols: Quit celebrating MOTHERFUCKER
VolDave: They are gonna call Malik for unsportsmanlike conduct
egbert: he pitty-patted him down
Johnny Majors: Malik roughing the runner. 15 yards first down
TheLegendJerryGreen: Gerald said " I'm still gonna beat your ass"
circledrill: danky
circledrill: vanky
Pitifulmer: wow
Bill Morgan: nice job
Vol-in-Atl: flag
Johnny Majors: Nice D.
lynchburgvol: nice -5 yd pass
golfvol: ref feeling up nivk
BrassVols: 3rd and Wilcox
Vol-in-Atl: The refs are jonesing to throw a flag on us
Bill Morgan: pick 6 time
MrTennessee: Penn telling Nick to quit bieng excited
egbert: Wagers is telling Reveiz to stop worshipping
AreSeeFiddyWon: Nice play Nick. Flag for talking to Jesus
TheLegendJerryGreen: Waggers wanted to flag Reveiz for pointing up
golfvol: nick'
TheHighlanderReturns: penn said get your ass back over there boy
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Johnny Majors: 3rd and long a need a crack rock hiy
el Jeffe: inspired ftball
Bill Morgan: Come on JJ
Tim Irwin: overrated
VolDave: jj wanted a pick 6
circledrill: overshoots his man
Johnny Majors: Arky Miss State is getting good
Bill Morgan: time to punt........
egbert: Hey, I just got a text from the KNS -- Lincoln kicked a FG UT is now up 17-3
Vol-in-Atl: Four down territory. Guarantee we fuck it up wiht a penalty here
Johnny Majors: by the way
AreSeeFiddyWon: FUCK!!! IT'S 4TH DOWN!!!
circledrill: his man shoots
Bill Morgan: oh shit
Pitifulmer: Oklahoma stomping that 8pt spread. Up 41-7
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Vol-in-Atl: uh oh
RynoVol: A funkin' punt
TheHighlanderReturns: this is why they are vanderbilt
AreSeeFiddyWon: Oh damn, they are punting
Bill Morgan: lol
golfvol: 23-0 OSU
MrTennessee: hrm
circledrill: OMG a punt
Pitifulmer: We luckily had no one back there
AreSeeFiddyWon: Whew! Dools pulled the returner
MrTennessee: can we get a 8 minute drive?
egbert: They can get it inside the 10. We have it on the 40 and Cunningham nets us 20 yards.
sonofgryllus: we're in trouble
VolDave: we were smart and put nobody back
golfvol: did we have no returners back
RynoVol: touched down at the five..awarded at the one.
lynchburgvol: arky pulled a stoerner
BigTenn: go beavers
AreSeeFiddyWon: Vandy should punt on first down.
circledrill: I can give an eight minute drive
Vol-in-Atl: I think we did but he was nowhere near the ball
Venomous: Beavers pop the Trojans
Tim Irwin: I just love the way Phil Fumers butt looks in those pants he wore on sideline, I'm so depressed he's not here. I have dreams of Fulmer every night.
Johnny Majors: Id drive allison for about 8.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Beavers over the Trogans?
SoftballVol: Time for Simms?
egbert: Dang -- MSU is on the 15 with 1:12 to go
VolDave: If Devrin Young can just catch the ball then we ought to give him 2 scholarships
circledrill: funky dunk Allison
tebowisgay: SEC special olympics commercial, don't they know we are watching it?
RynoVol: no shit Dave
Johnny Majors: Allison fancies Tea Bags.
Pitifulmer: holy shit, I finally just watched that Joe Kines halftime interview. Had a mouthful of beer that took me :30 to swallow.
Venomous: Fulmer's ass looked like 2 hawgs fighting in a burlap sack
RynoVol: Young earned that scholly in Sept.
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Johnny Majors: Joe Kines is hilarious
TheHighlanderReturns: Allison is my new favorite sideline reporter
lynchburgvol: pit...do you have a link?
Tim Irwin: Fulmer was so intimidating the way he would cross his arms and look at the ref
Johnny Majors: Allison and Holly Rowe 3 some, I'm down
Yurt: Miss St kicking to win
Vol-in-Atl: OT in MSU game
Bill Morgan: tie
egbert: MSU kicks FG to tie game ...free football in Starkeville
Johnny Majors: Overtime on MSU and ARKY
Yurt: Sorry to tie.
Black_Label: I always thought he was the mosst intimidating when he clapped
RynoVol: OT in starkvegas
sonofgryllus: free football
TheHighlanderReturns: With Holly, wouldn't that be a fouresome?
Bill Morgan: MSU QB fucked them
Pitifulmer: haha
Johnny Majors: good call highlander
Johnny Majors: even better
Vol-in-Atl: Kinda rather watch the MSU game
Bill Morgan: More wet spots on Holly
lynchburgvol: the mad hatter is the most intimidating clapper in the sec
tebowisgay: that would make it a foursome if Holly is involved
sonofgryllus: $180K and MSU would have a few more wins this year
Black_Label: Thought he was the best grass eater?
Johnny Majors: He doesnt use his finger when he claps
circledrill: Vandy stacking the line
AreSeeFiddyWon: our run blocking blows
MrTennessee: didn't the miss st game start later than ours?
Pitifulmer: Sail on, honey. Good times never felt so good.
lynchburgvol: PITIFULMER.....DO YOU HAVE A LINK TO THE JOE KINES INTERVIEW?
RynoVol: it funkin' blows
tebowisgay: shit great minds highlander
Yurt: Poole's streak ends tonight
Johnny Majors: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT...
Pitifulmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT...
Bill Morgan: shit
Bobby Scott: Bobby you miss Fulmer still?
VolDave: Denarious is having a subpar game
Johnny Majors: Well this game is just great.
Bobby Scott: you know this is grind it out
Bobby Scott: you know
AreSeeFiddyWon: 20 yd shank
Bill Morgan: Shitty punt
Pitifulmer: did the punt make the first down?
circledrill: no flag
MrTennessee: *sigh*
Bobby Scott: uh
TheHighlanderReturns: some day, we'll have real kickers
sonofgryllus: Palardy is a better punter
circledrill: 17-10 will blow
Pitifulmer: lol USC now down 23-0
VolDave: like i said, Cunningham needs to boom one and he kicks it 28 yards
RynoVol: We'll win, but not cover. It's 2001 all over again.
napervol: Cunnilingusham
Bill Morgan: We should be up 4 td's
TheHighlanderReturns: I see Erin Andrews as the giver in a match up with Allison
docvol: Go Beavers,
sonofgryllus: What is the line- 8.5?
AreSeeFiddyWon: We aren't a very good football team.
Pitifulmer: Palardy is Janikowski's crippled cousin.
circledrill: Beavers
Johnny Majors: Naw Allison is def. going down
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docvol: That sounds fun, I like Beavers
SoftballVol: Dos Equis best commercial on TV.
smoky2276: As long as we kill Tucky next week
sonofgryllus: Palardy is a better punter than placekicker
Bill Morgan: touch the ball
SoftballVol: Used to be the AllState commercials when they had the two guys at the stadium.
sonofgryllus: He has the best avg in the SEC
Johnny Majors: But Holly would strap one on for all of them.
AreSeeFiddyWon: ROMANS!
TheHighlanderReturns: I meant Erin wearing the strap on.
RynoVol: I don't often swear at football, but when I do, it's Tennessee football.
napervol: fat ass

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Pitifulmer: damn, that fogerty/springsteen DVD looks good
RynoVol: Swear thirsty my friends.
Pitifulmer: pirate bay, here I come
Bill Morgan: LMAO Ryno
SoftballVol: LOL
Johnny Majors: Yeah, I could see Erin with the strap on.
Bill Morgan: It's Bruce's fault
napervol: she has a dick already
circledrill: wow Bruce Pearl suspended
Johnny Majors: Id like to see it.
Yurt: Piling on BP during fball?
MrTennessee: was that a slive decision?
Vol-in-Atl: flag on us
MrTennessee: good land
Bill Morgan: flag?
MrTennessee: this game just WONT END
tebowisgay: Fiire hammy
Vol-in-Atl: we roughed somebody
Bill Morgan: lolololololollllllllllll​llllllllllllllllllll
MrTennessee: Penn has to have the highest throw flags count in the sec
circledrill: Show Allison
Vol-in-Atl: I blame Dooley
AreSeeFiddyWon: Penn is a cocksucker
docvol: Has Roger (?) or whats his name made an appearance tonight?
Pitifulmer: sob
circledrill: hands to the face
Black_Label: horseshit
egbert: he sweetly put his hands to his face on that call
tebowisgay: Fire Penn Wagers
Johnny Majors: hands on cock
napervol: fuck you pennhead
Pitifulmer: sail on, bitches
sonofgryllus: msu fumbled through the endzone
TheHighlanderReturns: penn's earning his money tonight
tebowisgay: with the pimp hand
Vol-in-Atl: jew baiter
Pitifulmer: omfg
Bill Morgan: out of bounds
VolDave: out of bounds, no catch
Pitifulmer: whew, finally caught a break
Vol-in-Atl: flag on us
Black_Label: ha ha ha
egbert: this is classic Fulmer
TheHighlanderReturns: penn will overrule
MrTennessee: look at that they want to give vandy the td
AreSeeFiddyWon: We'll get fucked on this call too
circledrill: ref threw his panties
Johnny Majors: Some act of god will give them this TD
RynoVol: Wait a minute, we'll get a ruling from Birmingham on this one.
Pitifulmer: they'll say he was pushed, but threw the flag for the fuck of it
Vol-in-Atl: flag on us
Vol-in-Atl: wow
sonofgryllus: lol
circledrill: touching
Yurt: haw haw
TheHighlanderReturns: my god. I can't believe penn didn't fuck us there
Johnny Majors: These got damn announcers are killing me. Dude said, "HE WAS FORCED! Thats a TD!"
golfvol: usc scored and going for 2
MrTennessee: wow he just said murphy's law
Pitifulmer: shut up fatwell.....you've had the calls all night
lynchburgvol: you could see the ref was pissed he had to make that call
Venomous: I tetched myself on that one
bluetick: givin' the business
circledrill: touching
egbert: illegal touching sounds so...illegal
Pitifulmer: Murphy's Law was my first concert
golfvol: flag now going for 1
TheHighlanderReturns: joe kines = brendan fraser in bedazzled
golfvol: osu 23-7
VolDave: fucking soft zone
sonofgryllus: illegal touching- the Briscoe Rule
circledrill: soft zone
RynoVol: Defense back to giving out career bests
Pitifulmer: haha son
Johnny Majors: hahahaha
MrTennessee: and now the scoreboard thingy is gone
lynchburgvol: are we running the mustang defense
tebowisgay: Illeagal touchi, he'll go pro with the TSA
Pitifulmer: illegal penetration - the Daniel....never mind
golfvol: jj
circledrill: illegal touching in the soft zone
MrTennessee: flag on the play?
RynoVol: wtf
Pitifulmer: thank you janzen
Black_Label: Nice JJ
Yurt: 15
egbert: wish he'da tooked dat to da house
AreSeeFiddyWon: 15 bailed 'em out
Pitifulmer: he;s no Berry
Johnny Majors: Throw a flag. Too much of an athletic move by #15 on the Defense. Game over Vandy wins.
lynchburgvol: threw it straight to jj
MrTennessee: eg you were right! just took a little bit of time for that to happen
VolDave: jj was waiting on that one
RynoVol: Nuke says "nice pick"
egbert: you mean the INT MrT?
MrTennessee: yup
Yurt: longest run of night?
Pitifulmer: stop stutter stepping and run, bitch
Johnny Majors: Damn. Kill clock and get the fuck out of Nashville.
lynchburgvol: AD80 says fuck you volquest
Pitifulmer: yeah, I got money on it too, Johnny
egbert: Have they said what the deal is with Neal?
AreSeeFiddyWon: That's why you got backknifed Johnny
MrTennessee: flag
Yurt: AD80 too fucked up to spell Volquest
RynoVol: you sure it wasn't fu, fu, fu, fu, fuck you VQ?
Pitifulmer: just want some extra padding
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Vol-in-Atl: 5-6 boys! Who'se happy?
Venomous: thats OC80
lynchburgvol: poole ran right into that guy
MrTennessee: someone go stab him in the eye so he won't keep calling flags
AreSeeFiddyWon: Good grief, what is that 900 penalties?
Bill Morgan: fuck
Pitifulmer: happier than 2005 at this point
VolDave: Happier than I would be if we were 4-7
circledrill: now we have to throw
sonofgryllus: arky missed a fg
Tim Irwin: Guys Aarons a good kid from a great family.
Johnny Majors: Miss is luckier than NC State today.
tebowisgay: This game= Special olympics cage match
RynoVol: This crew goes on DL with multiple rotator cuff tears
TheHighlanderReturns: he's just misunderstood
Bill Morgan: come on Gerald
VolDave: That was scary
Pitifulmer: he's misunder-hood
Yurt: Good point TAV
Bill Morgan: you have to catch the ball focker
circledrill: got whacked
MrTennessee: and the clock stops.....
TheHighlanderReturns: I think the whole team went out and got Cheney's this week
circledrill: did Allison get whacked?
egbert: run a draw, which will nicely set up a 28 yard punt
VolDave: Run a draw
circledrill: in the soft zone?
Tim Irwin: Aaron has a problem and needs people to stay off his back
Vol-in-Atl: I think the entire offense should get Chaney haircuts to get ready for Kentucky.
Bill Morgan: we suck balls
MrTennessee: goodness
TheHighlanderReturns: Have they called a penalty on vandy tonight?
AreSeeFiddyWon: That CB for Vandy has played well
Pitifulmer: TAV? Aren't I logged in as Pitifulmer on your end?
VolDave: How far will richie Cunningham shank this one?
Yurt: I'm going retro
MrTennessee: only when they absolutely HAD to THR
AreSeeFiddyWon: Only when it was offsetting Highlander
Johnny Majors: The Chaney Cut, brought to you by Super Cuts at West Towne Mall.
circledrill: coverage?
Pitifulmer: oh ok cool, just making sure. I'm kinda hammered.
egbert: stupid play -- run a draw or a short pass and even with 4th down we could've run it inside 4 minutes
golfvol: we should have recruited 83 on vandy, he can catch
BrassVols: HOw can a white boy leave our jocks on th efield like thta???
Yurt: I'm working on mine
VolDave: I know eggy, we gave away 40 seconds there
10 uh C VOL: Barkley on crutches
Bill Morgan: wide open
Vol-in-Atl: Arkansas gonna win
Bobby Scott: Our D makes the big plays
Pitifulmer: Okla-fucking-homa up 50-10 in the 3rd
Johnny Majors: on who?
TheHighlanderReturns: 3 peanltie for 15 yards on candy
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lynchburgvol: neb - tamu tied up 3-3....and i thought this game was boring
Johnny Majors: Who was Texas playing this week?
AreSeeFiddyWon: Did he just say surgery on his labia?
Bill Morgan: GD
Bobby Scott: who won msu vs arky?
MrTennessee: this is bad
Yurt: we are terrible
egbert: shades of Fulmer/Chavis
Pennypacker: Hey Bill Morgan
Vol-in-Atl: thats what I thought he said!
Johnny Majors: Fuck me. I'm gonna need some drugs.
Pitifulmer: uh oh, some people may be losing money now.
Pennypacker: I've heard a lot about you Bill Morgan.
TheLegendJerryGreen: Lamarcus Thompson sighting 40 yards downfield
Bill Morgan: I'm a fucking legend
TheHighlanderReturns: pick
egbert: smack
BrassVols: Thats what a 3 star LB does for you
Yurt: oh yeah
Bobby Scott: Is Bill the one who fights?
Venomous: It ain't nothin to Bill to whup a man's ass
Pennypacker: I didn't think you said fuck, Bill Morgan
Bill Morgan: I don't
lynchburgvol: thank god vandy has a bunch of 2*
Bill Morgan: I said fucking
Bill Morgan: pay attention
Johnny Majors: Matt Simms sighting
Pitifulmer: Like I said in my post on OM earlier today......"I don't trust them enough to win by 10, so I teased them down to -3, along with Oklahoma -2."
Pennypacker: well, we all know you can't say fucking with out fuck, Bill Morgan
TheLegendJerryGreen: Nash Nance
Yurt: Simms wants some
Bill Morgan: Damn skippy Venom, you might have heard of me
Bobby Scott: Nance looks like Dave Hooker
TheLegendJerryGreen: Nance's nut duster wouldn't have fit in at Vandy
Yurt: took out j rog
Bill Morgan: wow
Bill Morgan: I had visions of pick 6
egbert: that was a decleater waiting to happen
VolDave: i was thinkin pick6 there
Bill Morgan: to the crib?
Pennypacker: So glad I didn't bet the over on this game
Pitifulmer: play the ball and not the receiver, and you would've had it
MrTennessee: 3rd and taco
Pennypacker: think it was at 48 1/2 last I checked
Johnny Majors: 3rd and Back Up QB
Venomous: It's a damn oil filter! You said it wuz a good un
egbert: Arky TD
circledrill: typical Vandy game
Pitifulmer: yeah, not even close
circledrill: first down
AreSeeFiddyWon: Fucking Malik, this should be a 24-3 game.
MrTennessee: this game just wont end
Bobby Scott: Teague used his helmet, glad ref didn't see
Bill Morgan: GD, Vandy will score and fuck my cover
Yurt: Need more cowbell
circledrill: Malik
Bill Morgan: indeed
Pitifulmer: wow
Johnny Majors: Fuck.
Pitifulmer: here comes the onside kick
MrTennessee: screw you malik
lynchburgvol: teague got burned
Character Counts: Teague was toasted
egbert: Art Evans told Teague how to cover that guy
VolDave: unfuckingbelieveable
Yurt: 17-10 sux
Bill Morgan: bring predator back
egbert: which is to say, not to cover him
el Jeffe: safety on hash
Yurt: LV knew
circledrill: funk
Pennypacker: I love that we're back to bitching about only winning by small margins again
Pitifulmer: nice coverage, faggot
Johnny Majors: Onside time.
RynoVol: Art Evans woulda shut that shit down
Bobby Scott: block it
MrTennessee: are you SERIOUS Penn? You gotta call a flag on the PAT?
Bill Morgan: onside kick time
westcoastvol: we should be beating these cretins by 750! This is horseshit.
Pitifulmer: 4 more times, and they may be out of range
lynchburgvol: this is vandy...chees and rice
TheHighlanderReturns: This is the reason you don't gamble boys and girls
MrTennessee: yep, who put $100 on this game?
Bill Morgan: UT - 8-, L
egbert: I'm not sure we can run 2:33 off the clock the way Poole has run tonight. If we cover the onsides, that is. If they onsides it, that is.
Johnny Majors: Fuck you Chris Doering
Pitifulmer: this is EXACTLY why I gamble. I just need the Vols to win by 4.
lynchburgvol: i did see the words easy $
Yurt: MSU 4th and 7
Pitifulmer: and Oklahoma to win by 2.
Bill Morgan: teasers kill me Piti
RynoVol: We're gonna have to join the Music City Bowl in progress after this game.
Johnny Majors: ARKY WINS
Yurt: Game over
Vol-in-Atl: what did you tease to get it to 4?
Character Counts: Put Gerald Williams on the front for the onside kick. He wants to score.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Poole has played shitty, the Oline has played worse.
Yurt: Needed more cowbell
Pitifulmer: put Hunter in
Pennypacker: this won't be close, we'll get it
Bill Morgan: this is our first one all year
AreSeeFiddyWon: Fuck you Arky!! there goes my pick 'em
Pennypacker: dumbass announcers
egbert: Odds are always against UT in onsides situations
tebowisgay: These guys are tardfucks of course you kick onside
Johnny Majors: Penn on the recovery Vandy ball.
circledrill: need deep penetration in the soft zone
Bill Morgan: flag
Pitifulmer: wtf
Bill Morgan: we were offsides
Vol-in-Atl: flag on us
MrTennessee: and OF COURSE there is a flag
Pitifulmer: shouldn't that have stopped the play?
AreSeeFiddyWon: 15 Yard penalty for recovering the kick
Bill Morgan: Run the ball down their facking throats
Pennypacker: speaking of deep penetration in the soft zone, how's your wife Bill Morgan? Been a while since I've seen her
egbert: kicking team? wow
Pitifulmer: perfect!!
Bill Morgan: Kick a FG and I win
Yurt: reverse to 21
Bill Morgan: score you bastards
Pitifulmer: wow Penny, brutal.
egbert: Moore got the ball
Bill Morgan: exactly what I needed
MrTennessee: what was that?!?!?!??!
circledrill: block??
Pitifulmer: just throw one deep here. They won't be expecting it.
RynoVol: we can't run on funkin' Vandy
egbert: Like I said...don't think we'll get close to running the clock down
Character Counts: Run the reverse to Da'Rick
BrassVols: this is pirtiful
Bobby Scott: Greenstone is huge, why don't he play for us?
egbert: where's that reverse to Rogers?
Bill Morgan: Penny, the only thing you would know about deep penetration is the black cock in your ass
egbert: beat me to it Character
Pitifulmer: I owuldn't trust the reverse here.
lynchburgvol: hope ut doenst play like this against ky jelly
Character Counts: great minds think alike
Pennypacker: Don't bring your father into this Bill Morgan
Johnny Majors: Get off the fucking ball. O line
Bobby Scott: Poole may not get his 1000 yd season now
Yurt: thankee
Pitifulmer: play action, 20 yd pass to Jones
TheHighlanderReturns: We got it out of our system
egbert: Hopefully this is the come-back-down-to-earth game lynchburg
circledrill: 6 man d line
Bill Morgan: We need a FG
Pitifulmer: when you know the other teams have TOs left, why the fuck do you play conservtive?
Pennypacker: Our coach is Dooley, there won't be a FG
Bill Morgan: Come on Lincoln, get those quads warm
TheHighlanderReturns: we'll get it down to 1:30.
Pennypacker: learn something after 10 games, would you?
Yurt: when you know you're not gonna cover, why play conservative?
egbert: Cunningham better boom one here
Bill Morgan: fg
Bill Morgan: fg
Bill Morgan: fg
Bobby Scott: unless we get along run we've lost the spread
Johnny Majors: Fuck
MrTennessee: are we in fg range?
Vol-in-Atl: Kick a fg mother fuckers
Pitifulmer: go for it
TheHighlanderReturns: go for it. fuck the spread
Johnny Majors: Fuck punting it.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Go for it!
Bobby Scott: damn we even got to punt
Pitifulmer: oh wait, you guys need 10 pts
lynchburgvol: punt? this announcer is an idiot
Yurt: we need white lighting here
AreSeeFiddyWon: Punt will only net us 14
Johnny Majors: Cunningham will kick it out of the stadium.
Pitifulmer: I'm good with a FG attempt
Pennypacker: Johnny, so true
egbert: Hell I thought we were at midfield my bad
Bill Morgan: Lincoln has 45 in the bag bitches
Pitifulmer: I'd rather go for it
TheLegendJerryGreen: Cunningam will interupt wine tasting in the tent
Yurt: Palardy bitches!
Johnny Majors: Id go for it and throw that mother fucker in the end zone. fuck it.
TheHighlanderReturns: go for it
Venomous: Why the fuck would we punt?
Yurt: Never mind, we're outside of the 20
BrassVols: Go for the 1st put it away
Pitifulmer: Palrady button-hooked the last one he kicked over 45
VolDave: run the darickverse here
AreSeeFiddyWon: haha He loves following him
egbert: They have no TO's right?
TheHighlanderReturns: right
Bill Morgan: I need to see the loco fingers here
Pitifulmer: I don't think so, go for it
tebowisgay: faggot vandy fife player
TheHighlanderReturns: roll out to jones
RynoVol: Where's that Devin dude from last year? He could make a FG.
Pennypacker: Let Palardy kick it so he can hit the left pylon.
Johnny Majors: Bray naked boot
egbert: Vandy is offsides anyway
Pitifulmer: fuck
Bill Morgan: shit
egbert: lined up offsides
Bill Morgan: fg
Bill Morgan: fg
Bill Morgan: fg
AreSeeFiddyWon: 4 for 14? damn we suck
VolDave: Throw to Stocker goes for 6
Yurt: gay ass play call
tebowisgay: play action bitches
lynchburgvol: punt
Bill Morgan: Dooley you pussy
BrassVols: I think i would have kept that last TO
Pennypacker: I love Dooley
TheHighlanderReturns: don't like it
Johnny Majors: Fake the fucking field goal.
Pitifulmer: wtf?
Vol-in-Atl: fg
lynchburgvol: statue of liberty
egbert: if you go for it spread the field dammit
AreSeeFiddyWon: haha the one announcer isn't a total moron
Pennypacker: people are thinking about this way more than they need to be
Pitifulmer: kick the fucking fg and end it.
Yurt: if they gatorade bath tonight I am done
RynoVol: The Hat fake
MrTennessee: please let us get a break here
TheLegendJerryGreen: fumblerooskie
Venomous: palardy will hit it. kick the motherfucker and lets go to the house
TheHighlanderReturns: roll out for td to cover
Bill Morgan: TE down the middle for 6
egbert: the ol' waterbucket play
Johnny Majors: Spread the fucking field. 5 Wide Bray Draw.
RynoVol: Quick kick
lynchburgvol: hail mary
Johnny Majors: Jamal Lewis sweep
Pitifulmer: are you fucking serious? Let's do SOMETHING
Pennypacker: stocker over the middle
Pennypacker: no fg, no Td
Vol-in-Atl: Run that middle school play where the center hands the ball over his shoulder
Yurt: the announcer said go for it, GO FOR IT
egbert: Hit your free throws Bray!
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lynchburgvol: bubble screen,,,double da'rick verse
egbert: vandy is offsides again'
circledrill: run the pick and roll
egbert: td
Yurt: hail mary
Bill Morgan: Gooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooo
Pitifulmer: see ya!!!
Pennypacker: lmao
golfvol: cover
TheLegendJerryGreen: I'll be damned
Bill Morgan: lololololololol
bluetick: ha!
Yurt: LMFAO
Johnny Majors: What up bitch.
Bill Morgan: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$​$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Black_Label: LOL
AreSeeFiddyWon: HOUSED!
TheHighlanderReturns: gamblers are happy
circledrill: Poole!!
Pitifulmer: everyone wins money!!!!!!!!!!
MrTennessee: and everyone lets out a HUGE sigh of relief
egbert: that was Poole's best play of the night -- nice move
RynoVol: where's the flag to fuck the cover
MrTennessee: now that's VANDY
VolDave: Like I said, give it to Poole!
Johnny Majors: FUCK YOUR COVER BABY JOHNNY IS RICHER TONIGHT!!!!!!
TheHighlanderReturns: stocker with a big time block
VolDave: fuck those bitches
TheLegendJerryGreen: Poole is pissed he didnt get more tonight
westcoastvol: YEAH suck it VANDY!
Johnny Majors: Vandy. Got to love them smart bastards.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Retroactive flag to take 7 off the board
lynchburgvol: fuckin malik...it should be 31-10
RynoVol: Library fillls up again
Bill Morgan: Did Poole get 100?
Yurt: Poole +100?
napervol: fuck the commodores
Pitifulmer: THIS is why you gamble
TheHighlanderReturns: gotta be close
Pitifulmer: Sail on, bitches
VolDave: no he had maybe 80
AreSeeFiddyWon: Yeah, fuck Malik
Vol-in-Atl: still aint over
Black_Label: Naper, I agree. I can't stand those elitist pricks.
Johnny Majors: My wife better thank Poole. If I lost money........right in the kisser
circledrill: fuck Malik
ElConquistador: wooooooo hhhhooooooo
tebowisgay: stocker sweet block
AreSeeFiddyWon: Not even close Yurt
VolDave: malik & the call on stocker
Bill Morgan: We need a fumbled KO for another TD
Black_Label: El Con is a Vandy fan
TheHighlanderReturns: over under on the kick off distance?
Bill Morgan: The BCS will look at our margin of victory
RynoVol: Couldn't throw a flag...every ref cramped up
circledrill: onsides kick
OrangeIris: Bravo! "Stragety"!!!
egbert: not only are we one away from a bowl, we also just avoided our worst season in UT history. That's gotta count for something.
AreSeeFiddyWon: kick to the 18
lynchburgvol: yeah, with the stocker play it should be 38-10
TheLegendJerryGreen: squib
Yurt: onside kick
TheLegendJerryGreen: holy shit
Bill Morgan: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
egbert: goal line with no hang time
Johnny Majors: Holy shit
Black_Label: wow the kick
lynchburgvol: how did it go that far
Vol-in-Atl: dang
Johnny Majors: Fuck that ref.
AreSeeFiddyWon: Who kicked that?
ElConquistador: U suck Black label You have Black in your name?? Show your Black and gold!!!
MrTennessee: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TheHighlanderReturns: 99 yds for poole.
VolDave: ha ha ha
bluetick: holy moley
AreSeeFiddyWon: Best play of the night running over the Zebra
Johnny Majors: Zebra bitch.
Yurt: F got F'd up
TheLegendJerryGreen: kick to the goal line. Return to the 40
Bill Morgan: Wagers was sad to announce that penalty
RynoVol: Jerry the cover team got winded running that far down
Venomous: Egbert, there were some who predicted DD would break that record for futility
Black_Label: You have conquistador in your name, you oppresed natives.
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westcoastvol: 23-7 Wobegone State over SC
Bill Morgan: he was choking up
Johnny Majors: We got Exceptional Coach Hair on Tennessee, that's a 15 yarder and 7 points for Vandy. 2nd Down.
VolDave: We're still Tennessee & they're still Vandy
Tnphil: see why we kick it high to the 10
lynchburgvol: jinxing the uk game
egbert: one of the media wonks predicted 4-8
Pennypacker: no it's not.
ElConquistador: you have Label in your name.. Your a piece of paper??
tebowisgay: good fuck this official crew
Bill Morgan: tick baby tick
Pennypacker: Taldo is going to the UK game, and he's already said we're losing
Pennypacker: so that's pretty official
egbert: I smell another INT coming. Or my dog just farted again, maybe.
westcoastvol: it sounds like Blob is saying Fuck instead of Funke
VolDave: they are gonna score at the end to kill the spread JM
Black_Label: Oh no. You got me htere.... I am a piece of paper.
Bill Morgan: Mustang package fucking the cover
circledrill: play the soft zone
Venomous: I thought you were a beer
Johnny Majors: I'm gonna go get me some coke and have a good night then.
ElConquistador: ha ha ha ha aha PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vol-in-Atl: FSU would fuck us up in a bowl
BrassVols: Fuk you wilcox bring some HEAT
VolDave: You mean like they did in 98, Atl?
Bill Morgan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
egbert: dang they just might score here
Yurt: the spread is in DANGER
VolDave: they are trying to fuck JM
westcoastvol: Wilcox has NO idea how much he's supposed to hate Vandy.
BrassVols: Were going to fuk around and let them score
MrTennessee: why are we playing the mutang package?
Johnny Majors: Start that fucking clock
AreSeeFiddyWon: AA got smoked.
RynoVol: We should sneak 13 on the field and rush 8
golfvol: rooster would be on the field for motivation
Bill Morgan: blitz
circledrill: play the 10-3 defense
TheHighlanderReturns: here comes the rooster
VolDave: You are gonna have to sweat out 2 passes JM
Johnny Majors: Tennessee's 10-3-3 defence.
Bill Morgan: tick
egbert: game over
Bill Morgan: tick
Bill Morgan: ck
ElConquistador: I gotta poop again!!!! See ya
Bill Morgan: tick
AreSeeFiddyWon: WTF was that shit in the backfield?
Johnny Majors: Come on Gawt dammit
Yurt: we just suck
ElConquistador: Go Vols!!!
Bill Morgan: LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL​LLLLLLLLLLLL
Black_Label: lol
Bill Morgan: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$​$$$$$$$$$$
Johnny Majors: Game over
TheHighlanderReturns: that's vanderbilt
MrTennessee: bahahahahahhahhahahahaha​ha
BigTenn: harharhar
egbert: 2 game SEC winning streak
Johnny Majors: $$$$$$$$$$$ Fucking Vandy
circledrill: bwahahah
Johnny Majors: fuck em
el Jeffe: cuall
Johnny Majors: Damn I need some weed.
lynchburgvol: see ya
VolDave: 1 win away from Music City baby!
Pennypacker: still can't believe Fulmer lost to these fuckers
BrassVols: THere were a LOT of people getting ready to DOG CUSS Wolcox
westcoastvol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHA you stupid fuckers!
egbert: Gerald Williams won not only POG but also a 10% discout at Denny's for being a senior citizen
AreSeeFiddyWon: GW shoulda had six. Fucking Malik
Yurt: Why cant Candy be in the west. Zzz Zzz
Johnny Majors: I'm so happy I'd fuck Linda Cohen right now
Bill Morgan: This game was pretty for 20 minutes, and FUGLY for 40.
Yurt: How bout Holly JM?
Johnny Majors: Yes
circledrill: I'm out
Tnphil: If we play like this next week..ky will kick our ass
Johnny Majors: Dog Style
SoftballVol: ZZZZZZZ
Pennypacker: Holly....yikes
Pennypacker: you couldn't get the leather pants off
Johnny Majors: Baby Powder
Johnny Majors: Johnny Out
Bill Morgan: Justin Houston
TheLegendJerryGreen: justin houston?
Yurt: You'd need a lot
SoftballVol: Is the game over. I fell asleep. I dreamed I was watching a Big10 game.
AreSeeFiddyWon: haha who the fuck is Justin Houston?
TheLegendJerryGreen: cedric's little brother
Bill Morgan: Wade's youngest
Yurt: Out
Black_Label: He is Wade Houstons littlest son

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Black_Label: Dangit Bill ya beat me to it
TheLegendJerryGreen: Fuck Wade Houston
AreSeeFiddyWon: Texas Tech scored 64 with Tubby at the helm.
egbert: see you folks later
Bill Morgan: I'm sneaky quick
AreSeeFiddyWon: It was against a High School team I think.
Black_Label: Ohhh, I am soooo sorry Jerry, forgot you were here
TheLegendJerryGreen: Appology accepted. Fuck Buzz Peterson.
Black_Label: Bill, sneaky quick like a cat.
Tim Irwin: Nice win guys, I just think it would be so much more special with Phil Fulmer
Black_Label: C'mon Jerry. Hey, didn't ya like Kevin O'neil?
TheLegendJerryGreen: I replaced him so yeah
Black_Label: How about Don Devoe? Surely you have no angst towards him either?
Black_Label: K, I be out too. See ya guys.
VolDave: Texas Aggies look like they are gonna beat nebraska
MrTennessee: dang monte's d is getting owned
Tnphil joined the chat 5 days ago
Bobby Scott: LOL OSU 23 USC 7 osu about to score again
VolDave: Hey phil, how's it hangin
Tnphil: whats the U$C score
Bobby Scott: 23-7 OSU
Tnphil: I'm pissed off we looked like shit tonite
Tnphil: thanks bobby
Bill Morgan: OR St 1st and goal
VolDave: We should have had 14 more if not for a stupid penalty by Malik and a horrible call on Stocker
Bobby Scott: Just glad for the W, especially with the state of the program
Tnphil: Stocker didnt look upset...must have occured early
Bobby Scott: OSU, foolishly isn't letting clock run close to :00 before snapping ball
Bill Morgan: TDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MrTennessee: bahahhahaah
Bobby Scott: TD OSU 29-7 5:50 left
Tnphil: haw....Kiffy boy cant even beat O St...Haw
VolDave: Stocker did use his arm to get separation phil, but the defender never made any attempt to play the ball
Bill Morgan: Oregon State is breaking one off in Kiffin's ass
VolDave: Aggie 9 Cornholers 6 with 3 minutes left
Tnphil: I just thought something was up because stocked didnt react
Tnphil: stocker
Tim Irwin: Never be upset over a win
OrangeIris: That's a game. Hope there's a big ole learning curve before next weel. Nite!
VolDave: goodnight folks
Bill Morgan: LMAO OR St went for 2
Bobby Scott: No Dave, stay
Tim Irwin: Don't leave Vol Dave, please
MrTennessee: how many yards have the beavers busted on the trojans?
Bobby Scott: Dave, stay man
Mark Hovanic joined the chat 5 days ago
Mark Hovanic: hello
Mark Hovanic: I really enjoyed the game tonight
Tim Irwin: Hi Mark how you been?
Mark Hovanic: Great Tim, I love watching the big orange play
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MrTennessee: uh oh...Bo Pelini gonna give the refs an earful
MrTennessee: Nebraska had 16 penalties compared to the Aggies 2
MrTennessee: and lost 6-9
Bill Shory: Guys, we are going to do a story on the air about chat rooms, I need a couple volunteers
Penn: After tonite i think we lose to KY Jelly
Mark Hovanic: PENN, UNLESS YOU PLAYED FOR THE ORANGE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY WE'LL LOSE TO KY!!
Penn: Offensive line got whipped
Penn: Mark do you think we could have beat KY tonight?
Penn: This was Vanderbilt for god sake
Mark Hovanic: We have won 25 in a row
Mark Hovanic: STILL PENN, IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY FOR THE ORANGE DON'T EVER COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!
Bill Morgan: And another TD for OR St
Penn: It wont e 26 unless we improve a hell of a lot
Tim Irwin: Calm down Mark
Penn: I can complain if I want to
Mark Hovanic: I'll calm down as soon as these fans in here act like they have sense
Mark Hovanic: IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY FOR THE ORANGE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY SHIT!
Penn: Better bury your head in the sand
Tim Irwin: I Just love Phil Fulmer, I daydream about him all the time
Bill Shory: Well this is boring, anyone know of more active rooms?
Tim Irwin: Bill please do a story on my holding Fulmers dick in my hand while he pee pee's.
Penn: Agree with you Bill. This room is pretty dead
Bill Shory: I want to do a chat room story
Penn: Tim, ask mark if you can hold Phil's pecked if you've never done it before
Bill Shory: Mark will you spend 10 minutes with me later?
Bobby Scott: We will beat Ky 49-0
BillVol joined the chat 5 days ago
Tim Irwin: I agree Bobby
BillVol: Evening everyone
Bobby Scott: hi bill
BillVol: The pride of Rossville High School!
Tim Irwin: Hi Bill
Bill Shory: Hi
BillVol: Tim is the pride of...Maryville High? Where did Tim go to HS?
Tim Irwin: Roses are red violets are blue, We lost 6 games and I miss Phil too
Bobby Scott: tim didn't play for maryville
Bobby Scott: OSU run up the score on USC and Kiffin is mad
bluetick: is osu sc over?
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BillVol joined the chat 2 days ago
sgvolfan joined the chat 2 days ago
sgvolfan: place not too crowded is it Bill?
BillVol: hey
BillVol: nah, don't guess anybody will show up tonight
BillVol: looking forward to Sat though
sgvolfan: ME too..hope we can wax uk
sgvolfan: looks like I'm gonna miss first of this game..espn2 showing consulation game maui..
BillVol: same here
BillVol: I'm going to hang around here to see if anybody shows up
sgvolfan: its tied mich st. & washington..our luck go to 4 or 5 overtimes
BillVol: great. now a guy is hurt
sgvolfan: neither one of these two teams look very good...havent scored in a week
sgvolfan: Isn't that John Lucas's boy that is hurt?
BillVol: don't know
BillVol: mike's blog is terrible on the KNS
BillVol: OT?
BillVol: Bet he makes it
BillVol: brick!
BillVol: where do you live, sg?
sgvolfan: kingsport
BillVol: didn't know that
BillVol: All right -- game time
sgvolfan: finally..I watched a little on espn3...up and down the court
sgvolfan: orange shoes
NashvilleSkins joined the chat 2 days ago
sgvolfan: stevie aint no guard
BillVol: what do you think about the team's prospects this year?
sgvolfan: will get better and better, but don't know how far they go. Lot depends on consistent play from both point guards. Scotty Hopson has to live up to his potential now or we won't go far.
Del Griffith joined the chat 2 days ago
sgvolfan: harris is the real deal..best freshman I've seen here in a while
Del Griffith: Fresh Prince is in
sgvolfan: hey del
Del Griffith: hey guys
sgvolfan: yep..we need a poll on Scotties hair-do...I vote cut it..
Del Griffith: we played "guess that 80s celebrity" a few nights ago
BillVol: hey del
Del Griffith: is every single game going to be a hash of how UT will fare during the 8 games without Pearl and the other allegations?
BillVol: fran ripping pearl
BillVol: del, yes
BillVol: BTW, what is the little arc under the hoop on the floor? What is it for?
Del Griffith: these announcers need to find some shit to talk about
sgvolfan: I'm listening to blob...and bert..
sgvolfan: little arc is no charge zone..if you are in it when someone runs over you..tough shit..
BillVol: interesting. wonder why they came up with that?
sgvolfan: been in pro's a while..I like it, need the full sized one in college and high school
Del Griffith: I was thinking that small arc was the area in the NBA where defenders can't stand for more than 3 seconds
BillVol: full size?
BillVol: del, I don' t think anybody can stand in the lane for more than 3 secs anyhow, right?
sgvolfan: the bigger outer one is the pro one..the little one inside is for college..it's being tested for college in early tournaments. a defensive player can stay in the lane
BillVol: So no 3 seconds in the lane anymore?
BillVol: God I guess I've been out of the loop for too long
Del Griffith: offensive yes, in the NBA you can have defensive 3 seconds
drewdat joined the chat 2 days ago
Del Griffith: so if a defender stays in too long, the offense gets a free foul shot then possession back
BillVol: That's right, what am I thinking. I knew that.
Del Griffith: i think it's considered a technical foul, but not like arguing
Del Griffith: truly a "technical."
sgvolfan: I thought the arc was only to help with charging calls under the basket...haven't watched much pro since they stopped playing teamwork in pros
drewdat: I think the under the basket defender no-charge rule was new to both college and NBA
drewdat: 5ish years ago
Del Griffith: per the nba rulebook..."An offensive foul should never be called if the contact is with a secondary defensive player who has established a defensive position within a designated "restricted area" near the basket for the purpose of drawing an offensive foul. "
Del Griffith: i have no idea about the ncaa
drewdat: NBA decided to draw it, college decided to not enforce it since there's no way to tell without a line
drewdat: now it's an experimental thing in the preseason tourneys
sgvolfan: yea that's what I thought it was..the ncaa is just testing it, but they are using the little one thats dotted inside the big one. There's one at our arena now.
drewdat: that was a foul on Cam
BillVol: Didn't VCU knock us out of the NCAAs at one time?
drewdat: don't think so
Del Griffith: I think they knocked out Duke
Del Griffith: 2 or 3 years ago
drewdat: yeah, it was Duke
sgvolfan: I think Lofton may have hit a last second shot to beat them...wasn't it wichita that beat us? or have I got the two backwards...
Del Griffith: only reason I remember is my wife picked blue teams to Win, and Duke got blasted in the first round
drewdat: Lofton beat Winthrop
BillVol: that's it
Del Griffith: Lofton's three was against Winthrop
drewdat: then Wichita beat us
Del Griffith: yeah
drewdat: bad job by Hall
drewdat: though that was fluky
Del Griffith: weird to think that we've been to the tourney so many years in a row, I'm still not completely use to it
BillVol: hard to believe
BillVol: hope pearl survives it
drewdat: Hall needs some bench
sgvolfan: was Winthrop lofton beat not vcu
BillVol: zone
sgvolfan: oops sorry was looking it up when you posted it drew
Del Griffith: I hope we beat the fuck out of VCU tonight, I was sick of hearing the talkingheads picking them all week to upset us
drewdat: that was atrocious
drewdat: wth Fields, the ball was 15 feet away
sgvolfan: hell they think becuz pearl cant coach 8 sec games we can't beat vcu?
TyCobb joined the chat 2 days ago
Del Griffith: they were saying that Indy exposed us and gave teams some magic formula for beating us
Del Griffith: the fact that game was preseason means nothing apparently
drewdat: zone, it's not magic
TyCobb: If we win this one , do we play tomorow or friday?
drewdat: if the team is bad enough, we can grind it out, but zone games will be tough until we get a consistent shooter
drewdat: friday, vs. villanova likely
TyCobb: thanks
sgvolfan: I said a while ago Scotty needs to get with the program..
TyCobb: I feel like the confidence Hopson built up last year has led to an attitude change. He is now the vet and nobody is keeping him grounded like the upper classmen did last year
TyCobb: He's try to do it all and failing
drewdat: ref is explaining, could be a bad thing
TyCobb: *trying
drewdat: wow
sgvolfan: I think you're right ty
sgvolfan: Players need to keep mouths shut and let pearls fingers do the walking
TyCobb: true
drewdat: get fouled and lose a point in the process, pretty impressive
Del Griffith: it just looks to me like we're still practicing in these early season games
Del Griffith: and are more playing for the postseason.
sgvolfan: looks like a charley horse or cramp
sgvolfan: del right, he is still going deep on the bench
drewdat: tobias is letting his man drive
TyCobb: that was fugly
sgvolfan: first year Pearl was coach no body shot a layup on us
Del Griffith: that was fugly too
drewdat: how does that happen with Brian Williams on the bench?
drewdat: we missed like 4 consecutive from the paint
drewdat: nice, cheap hand check
TyCobb: I always feel like we are missing a piece of the puzzle. We never seem complete
drewdat: what was that?
sgvolfan: need to tear some rims down when we have the ball under basket..break some arms if they try to block it..
drewdat: I think Golden just missed rim and hit the backboard, off to the right
TyCobb: nice
drewdat: cheap
drewdat: we need to cut the stupid fould
sgvolfan: not calling 3 seconds...wearing the hand checks out..
drewdat: *fouls
drewdat: we've put them on the line at least 3 or 4 times when they were no threat to score
drewdat: was Tatum watching the game there?
sgvolfan: We better hope Harris stays...
sgvolfan: he got some mustard on that one..
drewdat: there are contested threes, and then there are "no contest" threes
TyCobb: you talking draft or transfer?
sgvolfan: draft
TyCobb: gotcha
TyCobb: I still remember when he committed and they had the lady vols sign on espn
sgvolfan: we can flat blow a lead can't we?
TyCobb: sure can
drewdat: at least VCU has some name recognition
drewdat: they aren't very good, but this won't look terrible until late
drewdat: Grambling 12, Vandy 4 early
sgvolfan: we may even be over rated at #24 right now..
drewdat: I think we're probably in that range
drewdat: it's still early
drewdat: we give away a lot of points
sgvolfan: I think I would like the lineup and substitution pattern to get resolved...looks like he is flippin a coin to decide who to put in.
drewdat: yeah
sgvolfan: UK has some of those players a friend of mine from up there told me about. He said he was in the 8th grade and an out of the county team came to play them. He said they got off the bus all wearing overalls with full beards..lol
drewdat: there's a second unit that shouldn't ever be on the floor together
sgvolfan: uh huh
drewdat: I really think one of Scotty or Tobias (maybe Cam) needs to be out there at all times
drewdat: we had golden mcbee woolridge pearl hall/fields for a little bit
sgvolfan: not a good combo in regard to experience and leadership
drewdat: no options there, and the first change they made was to bring in goins, still no options
sgvolfan: maybe swiperboy could dazzle them with some behind the back lyrics..
drewdat: i did like when swiper ended up on their star PG and actually checked him for the possession
drewdat: (unless they have other short Latino players on their roster, which would actually make more sense)
drewdat: oh, game's back on
drewdat: a minute and a half into the 2nd, no points... sounds like us
drewdat: nice Scotty
sgvolfan: As long as we win, it's a good thing to get as much playing time as possible for a lot of our second and third tier players.
drewdat: OOB on J-Rod
drewdat: wow, has he ever shot a jumper before?
drewdat: looked like he was trying to play on Mars or something
sgvolfan: they are killing us with offensive rebounds
drewdat: Scotty again, please take it over
sgvolfan: Hops needs to do that
drewdat: BW, awful D
sgvolfan: pick up brians jock out of the lane
drewdat: nice move Scotty
drewdat: blew the layup, but got the tip
sgvolfan: no answer for Scotty.
drewdat: finally
drewdat: hope he drops 20+ in the second half
sgvolfan: Never know when the $#!ta$$ is gonna show up do ya?
ChattanoogaVol joined the chat 47 hours ago
sgvolfan: 'sup chatt
ChattanoogaVol: What has happened to th Brian Williams we saw in last year's NCAA tourney. He's a big puss again.
sgvolfan: maybe he back on the green stuff
sgvolfan: or maybe he is off the green stuff
drewdat: it is weird
ChattanoogaVol: Also, Kenny Hall has regressed. Our frontcourt, other than Tobias Harris, sucks. Fields is decent on the defensive end, but he sucks on the offensive end.
drewdat: Childress always looked useful against the preconference schedule since that was his level, you'd think Brian could do the same based on height/size alone
sgvolfan: Hopefully, Kenny just needs playing time...if BP will keep stevie on the bench long enuf to give him some
ChattanoogaVol: Williams. Right on freakin que. Geez.
drewdat: he should never foul at that spot on the floor, regardless of the situation
RIW joined the chat 47 hours ago
ChattanoogaVol: This team just doesn't hustle for rebounds.
drewdat: weak, our bigs need to quit fouling
sgvolfan: We need to get our hands up or all them rebounds are going by us
ChattanoogaVol: Our bigs are reallly weak all the way around. Other than Tobias Harris.
drewdat: there we go
drewdat: we need that guy to foul out, he's abusing our posts
drewdat: just 3 more
ChattanoogaVol: I'm hoping this Maymon kid, who will be eligible to play in January, can bring something. I've heard he is more perimiter oriented though. That's too bad because he's like 6'6" 250
drewdat: and they probably all have to be loose ball/offensive, since no one he guards is a threat
sgvolfan: I was about to ask about the guy who would be eligible in JAN..has he been practicing withthe team..or is that another violation
RIW: Hall needs enough PT to develop Only big with touch around the basket
drewdat: I heard the NCAA found out that he ate barbecue as a child, ineligible for the season now
lynchburgvol joined the chat 47 hours ago
ChattanoogaVol: Hall looks so lost out there alot though. He turns it over to much to put him in there more than he is. He's a great athlete though.
sgvolfan: New slive rule..no bbq underage of 16..
drewdat: basically the Kanter situation
ChattanoogaVol: Word up lynch.
drewdat: Turkey is all about the BBQ
ChattanoogaVol: Nice move by Golden.
drewdat: Golden, wow
drewdat: gross
lynchburgvol: VCU looks a little bit like UT
ChattanoogaVol: Uh oh. VCU is starting to hit their outside shots finally.
drewdat: Hopson, face palm
ChattanoogaVol: Why is it that we never seem to get to the loose balls? I think we lack hustle and intensity.
drewdat: not sure about that goaltend, maybe
sgvolfan: looked like a good pin to me.
drewdat: first angle looked like it hit, second looked like a pin
ChattanoogaVol: Noticed the chick announcer said the word "toughness" regarding one of the VCU players. I don't think we have one player you would use to describe with that word.
lynchburgvol: I posted on the board, who will be the center for UT next year when BW and Fields leave?
drewdat: I don't believe Frischilla about it being above the rim
RIW: that goal tend call was total BS You can block it against the board
sgvolfan: 3 on him
drewdat: if it's still rising above the rim, I don't think it matters
ChattanoogaVol: Frischillas is a dick.
drewdat: after it hits, sure
sgvolfan: 4 fouls on theus. is that reggies boy?
drewdat: that shot is not swiper's game
ChattanoogaVol: God almiighty. Woolridge with the air ball.
lynchburgvol: woolridge has been a big disappointment
sgvolfan: from 4 feet
RIW: VCU knows how to get position our guys in the post don't
drewdat: T him up ref
ChattanoogaVol: Nice rebound by Hopson followed by a great pass from Golden to Pearl for the layup.
drewdat: look forward to that being a T next year when NCAA follows NBA's lead
sgvolfan: beating them down the court is how we got the lead in first half..then quit running and blew it
drewdat: nice D
ChattanoogaVol: Good D there.
lynchburgvol: good d
drewdat: although 11 on the clock is not a big deal
drewdat: maybe in the women's game
lynchburgvol: who is this chick?
ChattanoogaVol: Big puss Brian Williams. Good Lord man!
drewdat: Doris Burke
drewdat: nice tip, finally Williams does something
ChattanoogaVol: Williams redeems himself.
RIW: Brian needs Wayne down low to take the heat
sgvolfan: doris puke is what i call her..she is a ut hater, esp lady vols
drewdat: good look by McBee, but Tatum was miles under the basket, I'm impressed he got close
ChattanoogaVol: How many freaking fouls will these refs call? Geez. Both teams getting everything called. Well, maybe not. Pearl just got clocked.
drewdat: elbow
sgvolfan: bob said pearl got it in the nose..pearl fouled him with his nose.
drewdat: why wouldn't that be an elbow?
ChattanoogaVol: Can they go to the TV to check it?
drewdat: they are, I guess
ChattanoogaVol: Doesn't look flagrant?
RIW: One more reason to turn down the sound TV AND radio scew'em
drewdat: should be a personal
drewdat: if they can do that
sgvolfan: checking to see if flagrant foul...looks like it may have been accidental except for the little extra wrap around with his hand at the end
ChattanoogaVol: Agree sgv
sgvolfan: bob actually did say it was on the vcu guy...
ChattanoogaVol: Double foul? WTF
lynchburgvol: it didn't seem to be flagrant to me
drewdat: that's horrible
ChattanoogaVol: Pearl did NOTHING. Bullshitt!
lynchburgvol: how can it be a double foul?
RIW: pointus interuptus
drewdat: we didn't even get FTs
ChattanoogaVol: Pearl with some hustle!
drewdat: why call anything, honestly
drewdat: foul
ChattanoogaVol: How in God's name was THAT a double foul? Complete bullshitt.
sgvolfan: amen
ChattanoogaVol: Goins for 3
drewdat: looked like Williams got pushed
sgvolfan: looks like they pissed off the big orange
lynchburgvol: nice little run here
ChattanoogaVol: VCU just shoots everything.
drewdat: lol
drewdat: BW, throw it down... OK, maybe not
ChattanoogaVol: Williams! Redeems himself again. Nice to see.
RIW: did anybody that Joey's got a lot family in NY?
sgvolfan: like to see cam get on one of his hot 3 pt streaks..vcu is gassed
ChattanoogaVol: We need to bring back Harris and Hopson and start running and gunning right now. VCU is on the ropes. They are tired.
lynchburgvol: i wondered if vcu was going to give out late in the second half
RIW: know..shit
sgvolfan: i was big as bw i would stuff the friggin ball down the goal and if someone had a hand on it, i would stuff it too..
drewdat: yep
lynchburgvol: damn
ChattanoogaVol: VCU has zero half court game. All they do is shoot 3's.
drewdat: why push it to pearl, by himself against 2 or 3?
sgvolfan: need to get stevie out of there
ChattanoogaVol: At least Pearl tries. I guess.
drewdat: McBee slow there
lynchburgvol: damn squared
ChattanoogaVol: NICE move by Tatum thre.
drewdat: nice move Tatum
sgvolfan: got fresh legs coming in to finish them off
ChattanoogaVol: PEARL!!!
lynchburgvol: nice
drewdat: wow, McBee and Pearl run the break?
RIW: Finga' roll!
drewdat: ended way better than expected
ChattanoogaVol: BRICK
drewdat: better D by McBee
ChattanoogaVol: VCU just plays WAY too much one on one.
sgvolfan: vcu is 14 of 53 from field
drewdat: nice board, we got a loose ball!
sgvolfan: nba 3 point attempt
lynchburgvol: agree, vcu has shot the ball terribly tonight
ChattanoogaVol: I'm seeing some hustle now. Pearl's kid makes a difference in that department.
RIW: who the hell is Doris...again???
sgvolfan: he does hustle. just wish he could handle the ball and shoot..would be really sweet player
ChattanoogaVol: Anybody see Duke last night? I think they may be better than last year. That Kyrie Irving kid is special.
sgvolfan: doris burke..or doris puke..ESPN announcer and fan of UCONN
drewdat: loved when she said self-imposed penalties are disingenuous
drewdat: i guess ignoring it is better?
sgvolfan: she is a f*****g know it all
RIW: KY commercial = vested interest = NCAA blind eye
drewdat: Zagoria - "Classy VCU fans. Steven Pearl falls face first on court and one yells, "Get up, there's a BBQ at your house."
sgvolfan: UCONN is up for investigation by NCAA for making over 300 illegal phone calls...haven't heard about that on ESPN tho have you?
Bill Morgan joined the chat 47 hours ago
ChattanoogaVol: LOL! The Heat are getting beat. Again.
sgvolfan: screw ya billl
Bill Morgan: This is Bill Morgan just this side of Maynardville.
sgvolfan: hell yeah
sgvolfan: bout time
Bill Morgan: Maybe later sg, but you have to buy me some drinks first
ChattanoogaVol: Damn
sgvolfan: what's your pleasure Bill...vodka?
Bill Morgan: Why is Skyler McWhite ever in the game?
RIW: THAT was a BLOCK
ChattanoogaVol: Woolride. Sigh....................​.....
lynchburgvol: has woolridge ever made a shot?
drewdat: countdown to 73: Heat only need to go 65-3 now
drewdat: not counting tonight
sgvolfan: goodone bill..McWhite. I like it.
ChattanoogaVol: Oh no. "More on Bruce Pearl when we come back to MSG". I swear, you would think Pearl was paying players or something. Talk about overreaction. Geez.
Bill Morgan: No shit CV
lynchburgvol: speaking of bbq threads.....I wonder what kind Pearl likes best?
Bill Morgan: All he did was feed some hungry boys a grilled kosher hot dog.
sgvolfan: Ridgewood BBQ is the best
BillVol: had to break away. score?
ChattanoogaVol: Kids gotta eat Bill. Kids gotta eat.
lynchburgvol: ridgewood in elizabethton?
Bill Morgan: Telll them BP
sgvolfan: you got it Lynchburg
BillVol: Ole Pearl could sell a you know what to a you know what
lynchburgvol: i use to live in stoney creek....now in virginia
Bill Morgan: Bruce is a thirsty sum bitch
sgvolfan: I'm in Kingsport
ChattanoogaVol: Somebody put a fucking muzzle on Doris Burke. For God sakes.
BillVol: 57-46
Bill Morgan: Doris burke should be diving for muff.
BillVol: How have we looked?
sgvolfan: damn..shoot a layup
ChattanoogaVol: Harris was fouled there. No call.
lynchburgvol: espn hopes the ncaa ass rapes pearl
Bill Morgan: BS cal
Bill Morgan: l
sgvolfan: bet doris drives a subaru
BillVol: Did see some highlights of Harris. Great
ChattanoogaVol: Playing out of control. I'd take a TO here.
Bill Morgan: fack
sgvolfan: some people don't think espn has an agenda against UT...but they do
lynchburgvol: damn, vcu runs hot and cold like ut
drewdat: here we go
ChattanoogaVol: Shut up Doris.
BillVol: Why is Burke even on the air? Three people calling a game?
sgvolfan: we ok..just need to get 00 out of there..send him to locker room to write some poetry or shit
Bill Morgan: I bet when Doris burps it smells like fish tacos.
lynchburgvol: doris needs to put one orf pearl's kosher dogs in her mouth
ChattanoogaVol: Trae Golden back in.
sgvolfan: she would never have anything shaped like a dog in her mouth..put it on a taco
drewdat: come on
Bill Morgan: Nice shot Swiper
ChattanoogaVol: Woolridge with ANOTHER brick.
lynchburgvol: perfect, woolridge for 3
sgvolfan: he's out of there now
ChattanoogaVol: Woolridge takes a seat.
Bill Morgan: Woohoo...Skyler is back
lynchburgvol: woolridge, aka brick james
drewdat: my god
ChattanoogaVol: God McBee is slow.
Bill Morgan: fuck me
drewdat: they wanted Scotty to make that
drewdat: BW forcing it
ChattanoogaVol: We are SO out of control. Bruce needs to whip some ass.
BillVol: uh oh
Bill Morgan: He walked
drewdat: we got a break
drewdat: timeout please
sgvolfan: blew yet another double digit lead..
BillVol: Steve Pearl -- just don't know
drewdat: maybe TV will take one since Bruce won't
Bill Morgan: sweet
ChattanoogaVol: Nice drive by Hopson.
drewdat: nice move Hop
drewdat: we'd be fine if he could finish more than 50%
Bill Morgan: Dam Tobias
ChattanoogaVol: Touch foul on Tobias Harris. BS.
BillVol: From what you all have seen, what will Tobias's role be on the team?
lynchburgvol: these refs suck
BillVol: Star player?
sgvolfan: skylar is on that guy like white on rice..lol
ChattanoogaVol: Well Bill, IMO he needs an even bigger role. He is easily our best player.