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Blackie's Super Secret Diary

This is where Blacksheep pours his most private thoughts. Thank goodness it is private and nobody else can read it.

  1. Dear super secret diary,

    It is great to have this neat-o online bloggy thing to express my most privatest thoughts where nobody can see them. I thought I'd take a moment to tell me how much I love me. I am the wind beneath my wings. I love me, not for what I am, but for what I am when I am with me. As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with me. The best thing about me is me. Socrates said "The hottest love has ...
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  2. Dear super secret diary,

    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksheepvol View Post
    My niece is a senior (former flag type) at Bearden this year. I'll be sure to tell her to sneak up on the English kid's dad and kick him in the balls one time. It is the official OM greeting, after all.
    I'm so glad nobody can read my super secret posts to you. Is it wrong to crack myself up? I got a visual when posting the quoted post above and burst out laughing. It is a bit of a let down to clean the grape juice off my monitor, but I still enjoyed it. On the other hand, the ...
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  3. Dear super secret diary,

    When the quick fix recommended in the support forums involves editing a file you know nothing about, skip it. It isn't worth it. I thought Apache was someone who once attacked Ft. Hood. It turns out it is an engine that drives your web page. Anyway, after learning to speak Hindi and gutteral germanic English, I have fixed something I shouldn't have broken in the first place. I would like to say, "F@#K SEO" as that is the root of all my problems. I'll wait another day or two before I break ...
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  4. Upgrading is hard work

    Dear super private diary,

    Today I upgraded the forum software on OuterMonVOLia. It was a total pain in the ass. The good news: Folks can embed youtube videos again without IT degrees. They can blog, which is evidently a super private way to record your personal thoughts and feelings where nobody else can see them, just like I'm doing now. I hope the catharsis from this "blogging" will make the lights stop talking to me. Shut up lamp! I will not get you broccoli!
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  5. This is a test Blog

    This is a test of the emergency Blogcast system. This is only a test. If this were a real emergency, I would expect you to twitter or facebook half truths or worse to all your friends until a very distorted and very sinister result was achieved. Thank you.
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